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Cashew?
07.31.06 (7:54 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls.

7:30 a.m. Monday. Hot, hot, hot. Heat index is supposed to be 100 today. From what I understand, this means that it will feel like 100 degrees even though it may really only be 99.9 out there.

*note to self: take a thing of water

So, my friend has this little plaque in the hallway leading to her door that reads, " Gud giver os nodderne - men han knaekker den ikke for os."

It's a quote from Hans Christian Andersen, of fairy tale fame that translates into English as "God gives us nuts, but he doesn't crack them for us."

I thought about the little saying as I drove home from her house the other day. On the one hand it's merely a cute little observation. -True enough even when taken literally. If we look at it as I'm sure he meant it though, it's a wonderful allegory for our responsibilities as caretakers of this planet, each other and our own lives.

We have been given this earth to use and live upon. A damn nice deal. But, we should remember that we're tenants, not the landlords here. And it doesn't even matter whether you're a believer in God or have any religious affiliations, the fact of the matter is, the planet has been here a lot longer than we have, and it will be here long after we're gone. OUR job is to peaceably enjoy the premises and leave it in the same condition we received it excluding normal wear and tear. We're allowed to crack the nuts, but we're not allowed to kill any trees.

That goes for our relationship with other people as well. As a race, we're given the opportunity to enjoy living out little snippets of eternity; our lives perhaps being the nuts, and we're given plenty of food, water, and the ability to shelter ourselves; maybe see that as the cracking of those same nuts, but if we leave ourselves "in the shell" and don't tap the resources of our own opportunities in life, we're just those hard shells. We'll exist till that shell rots, by which time the meat inside will be useless to anyone who happens upon it, as well as to ourselves.

At it's simplest, the saying seems to say that opportunities may indeed present themselves, but it's OUR job to take advantage of them. At least that's what I get out of it. We have opportunities in front of us now. There are problems to be sure, but our response to those problems will determine whether the planet is a healthier place when we leave it, or whether it is a poisoned orchard with way too many of the trees having been killed off out of spite instead of having selectively pruned bad branches to help even those trees grow and flourish, despite being a different species of fruit.

Be good to everyone.

 
Off to Hell.
07.30.06 (10:17 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

I write in my bathing suit this morning, hoping not to be electrocuted by my beloved Mac. It's 10:06 a.m. as I start this and it's been hot since   6 a.m.

There were a couple of dozen dead frogs floating in the pool this morning and when I saw them I thought,  "Hmm, PastorDave will have something to say about this one." I noticed a few yesterday morning but I'd never seen even one before that.

They're small, but larger than any tree frogs I've ever seen around here, and they're brownish green in color. Their bodies are about an inch and a half long and they were all doing the dead man's float, or dead frog's float, as the case seems to be. Wonder if they wandered in somehow, or if they fell out of the sky? I'm assuming the chlorine killed them, but I don't really know. Unfortunately, they couldn't say since they were beyond speaking.

My very first thought was, I'm ashamed to say, "Gee, I hope they don't clog the filter," heartless bastard that I am.

Today seems like an "in-and-out-of-the-p ool-all-day" kind of day, but I'm leaving for Hell in a couple of hours to see  one of my oldest friends. No. Not THAT Hell. Hell, Michigan.

It's a little town of a few hundred souls near Pinkney that ends up having thousands of tax returns from all around the area dropped off at their post office on April 15th just so the cancellation stamp shows the town's name. There's a Biker-Bar with a cute-sy name that I can't remember, a Pizzeria and the pride of the town, a "Gift's from Hell" store, recently purchased by a retired car dealer. There you can purchase any of hundreds of silly plastic Halloween type items all proudly emblazoned with the "Hell, Michigan" logo, including, of course, the "I went to Hell, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt.

I always wondered just how the Hell the place got it's name. Maybe I'll ask around today.

Anyone need a  "Make Hell the new State Capital" piggy bank?


Be good to everyone.

Oh, tomorrow, I'll write a bit about a cool bromide a friend of mine has on a little plaque on her wall: "Gut giver os nodderne - men han knaekker den ikke for os."  Tune in then. Same Bat place, same Bat channel. (Now who among you are old enough to remember that?)

 
Long Distance call from Jesus.
07.29.06 (8:13 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls.

(ring... ring... ring... ring...)

"Hello?"

"Morning."

"HI!. Wow. "You're calling early. Bet you're not in my time zone."

"Oh. Sorry. Did I wake you?"

"Well, yeah, I guess so. But it's okay. I got in late. I should be up anyway. Where are ya Jesus?"

"Rome. It's one in the afternoon here. Maybe I didn't do the math right."

"No, it's fine. Were you there for the meeting to discuss the possibilities of a cease-fire the other day?"

"Not really, but since I was here, I listened in. Wasn't pretty."

"So I gather. So how you doing?"

"I'm okay. This whole thing is crazy."

"Well, yeah... It is. Explain it. Isn't Hezbollah just another terrorist organization? What the hell are they doing having all this conventional weaponry?"

"Well, see, that's the problem. To a large segment of the Arab world, they're not seen as terrorists at all. It was Hezbollah that made Israel give up on occupying Southern Lebanon twenty years ago, and they've been recruiting and growing since '82."

"I've read that. Which is, I assume is why Israel has been holding so many of them for so long. They're a real threat, and Israel knows it."

"Exactly..."

"But they ARE terrorists."

"Well, it's a dumb label. They are extremists, but they aren't seen in the same light as al Qeda even by many moderates in the Middle East. To be frank, many people see them as, well "patriots," sort of, though that's not really the right word."

"Aren't they being largely funded and supplied by Iran?"

"Definitely, but it's more like Iran is helping an already established and growing outfit, than sending in tons of soldiers and guns to start things up. It's the same philosophy the U.S. used when they were supplying weapons and support to bin Laden and his people to defend Afghanistan against the Soviets in the eighties."

"That's something that's always bothered me. Especially when I read that Moscow helped Muslim extremists get a foothold in the first place."

"Oh, that's just clap-trap written by people who like to make connections between all the enemies of the U.S. It's meant to bolster the "us against the world" argument. There wasn't much of that, but it's true that many of their weapons were Soviet made. They sold guns and armaments just like the U.S. does. That was about cold hard cash."

"It half-sounds like you're an apologist for Hezbollah."

"No. I'm not. Trying to understand why things are the way they are is the only way to figure out how to move forward..."

"So what's your take on the "The free world's got to go get-'em all" position."

"It understandable. Everyone's frustrated, but it's also absurd. Well, it's absurd unless you want the entire future of humanity to be one of constant war, which, admittedly, is a trade-off it seems like some people are willing to make. As long as people insist on thinking of themselves as morally superior to the other side, it very well may be the way things go."

"But Jesus, these people will do anything. They want the whole world Muslim and will kill us all eventually if we don't stop them."

"Oh please. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. How did that work out for the Christians when they tried that? They..."

"But Jesus, that's what they say! Half of the Arab world thinks Israel needs to be wiped off the map and they see us as... well, the great Satan."

"I know. That's why things need to cool off and we need to examine WHY these people feel this way with cool heads..."

"THAT'S absurd!"

"Hey, surr, look, you want the human race to be around in fifty years?"

"Well, of course."

"Then this is the ONLY way to go. Wars tend to escalate. And eventually this one looks to go to the top floor if we let it. Every day we find new and more efficient ways to kill people. It's not like we're talking about bows and arrows anymore."

"True. But we stopped Hitler, didn't we?"

"And you see this as a simlar problem?"

"I don't, but I hear it used as an argument all the time."

"Apples and Oranges. No. More like apples and brown rice. Not even the same food group. Look. There's a point where who's right and who's wrong - and who's got God on their side stops mattering. Soon, and that time is here already as far as I'm concerned, the "winners" will be the people who start looking at the other side as human beings and do their best to make sure that the other side knows it. What really fuels ALL this stuff, is righteous indignation. It's the "of course I'm right" mentality being held by both sides that keeps this thing burning. And the only thing that can ever stop it, is when we let go of that, and by "we" I mean everyone; all sides. But..."

"But, what?"

"It has to start with one of the sides. If not? That's the ball-game."

"(chuckling) Isn't that when you come back to reign in peace for a thousand years?"

"Don't get me started on that, um... stuff. (snickers)"

"Be careful over there."

"I will. I'm going to Paris tomorrow. I'll call you from there in a few days."

"Okay. See ya."

"Bye."

(click.)

 
mornin'
07.28.06 (7:42 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls.

It's almost eight, and I have to leave for work in a few minutes. Looks like rain and I want to get as much done as I can before it hits, assuming it does.

Thinking of taking time off here, though I do enjoy it so. We'll see. Maybe something will strike me later, but the ideas I've had for the next few days wouldn't be anything more than me rehashing stuff that seems so very obvious to me, and it's just the same stuff I've written about before though perhaps from slightly different angles. And, since right now that seems sort of fruitless and pointless, I think I need to rethink what I should write about.

Perhaps the muse will pluck my twanger at some point later today.

Enjoy your day.

 
New direction....
07.27.06 (7:42 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls.

I'm worn out. I give up. I may need a couple of days to readjust my thinking so this blog reflects my new outlook. This is where I'll be going:

The only prudent course of action is more War. There's no getting around it.

There's no Global Warming. Just another liberal ruse.

Yeah, we've made mistakes in the Middle East, but only tiny ones and really we should have been there sooner and with more force. F*ck'em. Then we could have opened more coffee shops - and sooner.

Terrorists were born that way. Our job is just to kill everyone who claims membership in one of their groups, or anyone we think might be in one of them. If we kill other people along the way? -f*ck'em. Too bad.

Yeah, we helped Saddam's power grow. So what? -that was then. Doesn't have anything to do with today.

We don't need to change anything about US. We're perfect except for the things liberals have screwed up in the country.

The administration's policies would turn this country around if only taxes were lower for the rich.

George Bush is brilliant.

The constitution doesn't specifically say we should provide education to our young, so there shouldn't be any public schools. And there should be NO public health care. F*ck' the poor. If you can't pay for it? -you're not entitled to anything.

Affirmative action has ruined this country. See how the white's are downtrodden now? -it's all the fault of liberals.

Oil is the only way to fuel our stuff and always will be until it's all gone. (Only fags would be caught dead in one of them Hybrids or Flex-fuel junkers anyway.)

Our National security should be based on whatever the hell we feel like it should be based on at any given moment. As far as oil goes, it's ours anyway. We just pay the towel-heads to get it out of the ground for us. If they didn't sell to us, they'd be breaching OUR national security, and that too would be grounds for sending the marines.

Oh, a minimum wage keeps people down.

Democrats LOVE big government.

...and Al Gore lies every time he opens his mouth. I know, cuz I've been told so.

I'm gonna go buy some guns and listen to talk radio. From now on I'm gonna be a rugged individualist - ya know, who thinks the way a nice big group of other people think, which is, of course, the source from which I'll get my ideas.

Oh, and if a question is inconvenient to answer, or if the answer might make any of my positions seem less than sound, I'll ignore it.


There.


Now I'll fit in.


Be good to everyone, No, screw that.

F*ck'em.

 

 
(And after a few weeks of this, I'll probably have to hook up a hose to the exhaust.) 

 
Wow... you finished a marathon! Cool!... Now go run another one... and another... and another... and...
07.26.06 (6:44 am)   [edit]
Goooood MORning Boys and Girls! Rain, though light, 70ish at 6:57 a.m. Coffee in hand. And this morning, while doing a minor scan for the news, I've run accross a story about either a group of very determined people, or some serious nut-jobs. Maybe a little of both. Or maybe it's just that since it's something I couldn't do for two hours, let alone 51 days, I'm just full of sour grapes about the whole idea. Impressed with folks who can run a marathon? Me too. How about a bunch of people who run 3100 miles in 51 days? Check this story out: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20... Zowie. Be good to everyone. I'll write a real post later.
 
Special knowlege... or, common sense.
07.25.06 (8:40 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

So in responding to a post by Kurt called, "It's their Ideology, Stupid!" I offended him. Public apology here. I'm sorry.

Did you, or do you spank your kids?

We didn't. I swatted Ryan once when he ran out into the street at three or so, and he says I did it again when he was seven and clogged up the downstairs bathroom sink with clay or silly putty, though I kind of think he's wrong about that as I'm pretty sure I'd remember it, and I slapped Andrea once when she was fourteen and called her Mom a bitch, but that was it.

My sister and I were raised in a home where spanking and even occasional use of a belt was the normal response to any misbehavior, though my folks only did it because they were just kids when we came along and that's how THEY were raised. They copied what they knew and assumed it was the only way to go. Later when the second go-round of kids came along and my folks were a little older and more experienced, they abandoned the practice altogether, and said they felt bad about doing it to my sister and me.

Every time I see or hear a parent excuse the practice today, I get extremely uncomfortable, especially when they use the famous Bible quote to excuse or explain their actions.

"Spare the rod and spoil the child."

It sounds good, except what's really meant is "Spare the rod, and SPOIL the child." In other words, "Don't hit your kids, love them dearly."

It's a similar misinterpretation to the "an eye for an eye," quote, which had to do with tort law, and monetary damages - according to many rabbis and old testament scholars.

There's an evolutionary cycle to religious beliefs. From what I understand, many extremist Muslims are giving literal meaning to some passages in the Koran that most other Muslims think are there as allegory and are not meant to inspire the violence that the extremists think the very passages in question justify. In fact, the great majority of Muslims seem to think that focusing on these passages corrupts and countermands the greater message offered by their holy book.

Man, does that ever sound familiar.

Twenty years ago, back when Osama bin Laden was a U.S. puppet in the hills of Afghanistan fighting the Soviets with weapons we provided him and his fellow extremists, (there's lots of wonderful video footage similar to the stuff showing Rumsfeld buddying up with Sadam during the same era, ya know, when we were providing him virtually all HIS weapons...) the fundamentalist movement was fairly small, very disorganized, and not anywhere near as large a world-wide threat, notwithstanding that they'd had some "successes" along the way, including the massacre of the Israeli Olympic team in Munich back in '72 and a sporadic series of bombings.

The early growth of the movement has largely been attributed to the same causes that gave rise to the IRA, which is (was), simply put, the fact that "foreign powers" had too much influence within their own part of the world. At first, the religious aspect was secondary.

I think it's important to remember this as we go forward.

My kids turned out great.


Be good to everyone.

 
A little three-paragraph fable.
07.24.06 (7:50 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls.

Once upon a time a small boy watched as his parents and baby sister died as a result of a mortar landing near his house. His parents were good hard-working people who'd done as much as they could for him and his sister.

Where he lived, there wasn't much in the way of support for orphans, and soon he found himself living on the street among other children who'd lost their families.

As he grew older, an organization claiming that they were fighting the very people who'd killed his parents asked him to become one of them. He listened and learned what they taught him. Soon he believed everything he was told and decided he was willing to die himself if it meant helping avenge his family.

The end.

Simple story, huh? Not too many details here.

Understand this. THIS IS what preemptive attacks breed.

I'm all for strategic attacks to root out people we KNOW have hurt us. But they'd better be surgical in their preciseness and they'd better not create more people who want to do us harm.

If we're going to claim that Muslims all over the world want to do us and the rest of the free world harm - which is exactly what a hell of a lot of people think is the case - and if we're gong to start acting as though their lives don't matter as long as we're getting some of the bad guys with every attack, then, my friends, we are sewing the seeds of our own destruction. And worse? We'll deserve what we get.

I'm sick of the vitriolic rhetoric being spewed by people who otherwise seem to have plenty of common sense, and know better.

Maybe if your family was killed, you'd be all forgiving. Great. Some folks might be. But - and this is a BIG but - what if, as you think about it, you decide that what happened to your family was part of a bigger evil plan. What if you start being TAUGHT that this is the case.

You too would likely become a warrior in the cause against your family's killers.

For God's sake people, let's think this through.



Be good to everyone.

 
Playing it down.
07.23.06 (3:56 pm)   [edit]
Good afternoon Boys and Girls.

Yesterday afternoon I had one of those "Bishop in the Thunderstorm" rounds of golf. You might remember the reference to the original Caddyshack movie.

I didn't break any course records, and it wasn't an especially difficult course, but I shot 72, two over par for 18 holes, and that included missing three birdie putts under six feet long.

I'm not bringing this up to brag about my play, though I was proud of myself, as it had been many years since I'd had so good a round. No, there's a point here, I think. I'll get to it in a minute. but first...

So this morning we played again. Same course. better conditions by far as yesterday's round was interrupted by a half-hour long severe thunderstorm, which we waited out in the clubhouse, and which dumped a hell of a lot of water in a very short time leaving the course soggy and mucky. I didn't care... I simply got to my ball and executed pretty darn well for an old codger. In fact, during the eleven holes left to play after the rain, I hit all but two greens in regulation and made just a single bogie with a birdie thrown in. Not too bad. But today?

82 - Fully ten shots higher.

Why? I know. A simple lack of mental toughness and an inability to keep my focus on what I'm doing unless everything is j.u.s.t. so, and? -it drives me batty.

Friday at work I kicked ass. Had a decent week and was looking forward to something upcoming in a few days.

This morning, from the minute I woke up, I was thinking about this week, and worried about whether I'll be able to sustain my enthusiasm and determination, and then, worried that I might not, it consumed my thoughts all morning long. Doubt. Strange.

Why the doubt? No clue.

Is it rational? Nope. Is it likely? Nope. Is it remotely possible? Sure. What isn't.

Today it showed itself in every putt left short, and every shot not hit crisply. No biggie. It's just a game. What I worry about, and what does happen from time to time is that the same doubt can creep into my real life, and affect the way I approach situations far more important than an uphill approach where the distance is between clubs and you can't decide whether to hit the eight iron harder or the seven iron more softly. Either might be fine, but if you still have any doubt in your mind while you're swinging? Plan on chipping with your next shot. You ain't gonna hit the green.

Still. You might hole-out the chip!


Be good to everyone

(My apologies for the use of the word "ain't." Sometimes it just works. Ain't that so?)

 
Come together, right now, o-ver me...
07.22.06 (8:22 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls!

Sorry if this post has a slight odor of B.O. accompanying it.

It's me.

Went to Metro Detroit yesterday and worked hard in the morning, had a nice lunch with a friend, and then worked some more... and some more.

Left for home about 8:30 p.m. exhausted. Got to near Lansing and pulled over in a rest area about 9:45 to close my eyes for a minute or two.

Right.

Woke up at about three in the morning and got back on the road, feeling silly. Had to use the john so I stopped at the last rest area before my exit, maybe twenty miles east of here, at about 4:00.

Somehow, I fell asleep again and woke up about an hour ago. Since I had a package waiting for me at FedEx-Kinkos, I went there and to my P.O. box and stopped at a Mickey D's for a coffee and then, finally, just walked in here ten minutes ago.

It's only two hours and a half hours to Detroit from here, yet I turned coming home into an eleven hour marathon. Weird. And? I haven't showered since the night before last and it was pretty hot yesterday, so any of you planning on coming for breakfast? -uh... I wouldn't, at least till I'm done writing this piece of tripe and have hopped in the shower for an hour or so and have scrubbed the thick layer of funky re-dried sweat from my clogged pores.

Ain't that a nice visual?

Too much information?

Aw, come on.

Be good to everyone.

 
So, I was playing catch with my embryo...
07.20.06 (7:22 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.


Today looks gray and potentially wet.

Hope it doesn't last all day. It'll get in the way of me being very productive, and I'm supposed to play golf tonight after work.

These are my problems today. Not too bad huh?

Don't have bombs and mortars going off all around me and I'm not trying to evacuate from a dangerous place and situation.

I was chatting with a friend last night and we were both annoyed that we find ourselves agreeing with Pat Buchanon on this "conflict."

It has struck both of us that it seem Israel's retaliation to Hezbollah's having kidnapped two soldiers has been over-the-top, especially considering Hezbollah's claim that Israel is keeping hundreds of people imprisoned without having been charged with anything. If that part of their claim is true, it's just plain wrong. There is never justification for keeping people cooped up indefinitely without moving the process along.

We're assuming we don't have all the information. Lebanon as a whole is not thrilled to have Hezbollah using their country as a "base." In fact many, many of the citizens who call Lebanon home have no beef with Israel at all - yet there doesn't seem to be much sympathy from Israel for these folks.

It would be like you having a criminal move in down the block and then being considered just as culpable when the police come to flush him out. If you get shot or killed in the process? -tough cookies. You shouldn't have had a home.

On the other hand, dealing with Hezbollah is no bargain either, so... who knows. Anyway, it's not like the U.S. has any credibility to help deal with the situation. About all we can do is try to get our citizens out, I guess. A shame.

I don't like it.

Well, I see GW decided to use his veto yesterday. See, life is precious, even squiggly little non-human, but potentially human life. These embryos are far more precious than, for instance, Iraqi citizens, or the people dying in Dafur, or really anyone who may benefit from the research that some of these frozen embryos might provide.

Now, even more of these precious squiggly little piles of potential human life will be simply destroyed with no good whatsoever having come from them, except the all important purpose of having provided GW and his ilk a reason to feel superior for thinking they grasp the concept better than the rest of us dummies.

What a bunch of crazy people we have in this country. You know, of course, that using some embryos for research would in no way stop people from implanting their own in the woman's womb and hopefully bringing babies into their lives. No. What this did was ensure that those embryos that are not either adopted, (very, very few, despite the photo-op yesterday) or used by the couple that produced them, will be flushed.

Idiots.

Sometimes it's hard for me to keep from being angry.


But still, we must be good to everyone, huh.
 
...and then Beverly DeAngelo would walk into the room and...
07.19.06 (7:41 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Read PastorDave's post about going to the polls yesterday if you get a chance. I don't agree with him on the Democratic platform being so insidious, but I sure understand his frustration... Great post.

I stole some coffee from my friend last night. Well... "steal" isn't the right word as it was taken with permission, but I'd run out yesterday morning and I didn't want to stop on my way home so I absconded with some French Roast... It's yummy!

Felt like writing something quasi-humorous this morning, but I keep thinking about some footage I saw last night of George Bush walking up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and starting to massage her shoulders. It was immediately apparent that she was uncomfortable with the gesture and eventually she wriggled free by raising her arms and twisting out of his grasp.

God it was embarrassing.

It looked as though Bush was trying to do a good 'ol boy move on a pal who didn't consider herself to be his "pal." It certainly wasn't a sexual move, but I also don't think he'd have done the same thing to a man. It was just inappropriately... creepy! I was embarrassed for my country that we could have someone with so little tact running the show.

The other day, when he thought the mike was off and he was caught talking to Blair off the cuff, I was less concerned with what he said than how he looked yapping with his mouth full, talking out of the side of his mouth. I thought, "geez, my kids knew not to do that by the time they were four. This guy graduated from Yale?"

I know, I know, I don't like the guy much so maybe this is coming across as me just ragging. Maybe it is, but I really don't think so. Last night on the Daily show Jon Stewart made the observation that now, after five and a half years, he's finally decided that when Bush is out of office, in the movies he'll be played by Randy Quaid - and then they showed a pic of Quaid as cousin Eddie in "National Lampoon's Vacation."

"He doesn't look like him, I know," said Stewart, "but there's an essence there."

Geez. Gross. Half expect the Prez to pick his nose and say, "WHOOOOEY! Hey, Blair, looky here at the size of this 'un!" or, "Hey, Putin, ya'all want some Ketchup with yer helper?"

Oy.

Be good to everyone.
 
Check, and Check-mate.
07.18.06 (9:35 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Big storm here last night. A lightning show unparalleled in my recent memory. Pretty and loud and long. Hours long.

As a young man, in 1980, I "invented" a game called Triple-Cross. It was simply chess set up on a three-colored hexagonal board and with three sets of chess-men, and obviously, it was meant for three players. It was, and is, a very good game though I've never had the money to promote it all that well. We sold it mostly at high-school chess tournaments and at malls at Christmas time a couple of different years. Even though we always sold out whatever small runs we'd made, we never made enough money to do it up correctly.

The idea came out of the fact that there were three of us that liked to play and we got tired of waiting for a game to end before we got to take on the winner. Once I'd figured out how to keep the moves as similar as possible to normal chess moves, it worked great. The only difference in the set of pieces each player used was that there was an extra Bishop per player because the board had three colors and bishops must stay on their own color... Enough... The point is...

During play, unspoken alliances would form and shift as each player saw and took advantage of the situations that arose. A player in a weak position would sometimes be pounced on by both other players, while sometimes one player might "befriend" the weaker player for a few moves in order to more efficiently go after the other player in a strong position. You never knew what might happen next. It could get ruthless, and was a hell of a lot of fun.

Even though those unspoken and shifting alliances made the game fun, you always had to keep in mind, that in the end, there would be only ONE winner.

I used to tell people that it was more like REAL war than regular chess because of that wild-card aspect of not knowing how vulnerable the next TWO moves might leave you. You might be cruising along just fine and the player on your left would threaten your queen, and the the next player might put your King in check from another direction before it was even your turn. When that happened? Bye-bye queen. You had to be REALLY careful about leaving yourself vulnerable or in the end, you were toast, and you'd get to sit there watching the other two players finish the game amid the rest of your corpse pieces, now just dead space-takers, still sitting on the board.

It made a person realize how silly it is to make rash attacks. If you did, you'd end up not having the proper "man-power" and assets to defend yourself when something unexpected came up.

I keep hearing that this latest conflict between Israel and Lebanon could easily bloom into WW III. Scary? You bet. Meanwhile, the U.S. has over half it's military assets committed in Iraq.

What a great time it would have been to have the moral authority as a respected "peacekeeping" Superpower to step in and offer suggestions.

I guarantee that if George Bush ever played with those of us who learned and played Triple-Cross, he'd have been the first guy out every single time. See, in the long run, impatient, rash people were laughably easy to defeat.

Plus? When people got stupidly over-aggressive? -the other two players would naturally do everything they could to squash them like a bug - out of simple self-interest - and annoyance.

Wonder how the alliances will build and shift if this thing escalates?



Be good to everyone.

 
Cutting the baby in half...
07.17.06 (8:30 am)   [edit]

Hello.

Jesus reporting today.

So I read surr's thing about us planning on going golfing yesterday. I was kidding, and I'm pretty sure he knew it. I had NO desire to spend the afternoon driving him around in his little cart. He played. I stayed here and worked.

I came here to relax, but to be honest, I can't get comfortable. This isn't surrogate's fault, I'd be feeling like this no matter where I'd spent the weekend.

This conflict between Hezbollah and Israel has my mind spinning. I can't do a thing about it, but it sure has me feeling sad and very concerned. What the hell is the point of this, from either side? Israel thinks they need to move Hezbollah away from the border to avoid this kind of stuff in the future, and Hezbollah doesn't think Israel should even exist in the first place. It's all ridiculous, and dangerous as all get out.

Sometimes I wish Israel would pack it in and just buy a plot of land somewhere else in the world. Take a few shovels-full of "sacred earth" and start over elsewhere. Call me crazy. Did Dad promise the Jews a homeland? Sure, but he didn't say where OR when and this is going to get crazier and crazier - and I just hate seeing people killing each other over what they perceive as their birth right, by virtue of their ancestry... and frankly, that goes for both sides. It's insane.

I have no idea what to suggest. To me? It's a perfect case for Solomon, except that in this case, neither side really seems to care whether the baby is killed, as long as the other side doesn't get even half the corpse.

I am a Jew, but I could care less about hanging around Israel. Someone suggested this idea, kiddingly, but it makes as much sense as anything else... Maybe the US could broker a deal for the Baja Peninsula... Set up a new Jerusalem and Tel Aviv right on the ocean... Bam. Name it Isreal. Then make whoever gets control of what's now Israel promise to make all the old buildings and historic sites available to anyone who wants to visit. Whatever, one of these groups is eventually going to have to be the bigger people and give up this land. It's gotten to that point. I can't stand it when "It is written" becomes an excuse for people to behave badly.

Sometimes I think it goes back to the term "chosen people." What was really meant by that was that even though they were oppressed at the time all this stuff was being recorded, and once again let me stress that things were not recorded all that perfectly, was that Dad considered them (us) just as important as anyone else.

We survived for a long long time without a "nation." Maybe it's time for us to get back to wandering a while, in the name of peace. See, somehow, it IS hard to completely ignore the claims of the rest of the folks who think they deserve the land too. Not that their claims are any more valid, but not that they're LESS valid either.

In my mind, the people who will deserve the land the most, will be those who are willing, finally, to give it up.

Regardless, if this continues for much longer, what with the continuing advances in weaponry and both sides willingness to use it relatively indiscriminately, eventually the only people left in the area, will be dead ones.

It sort of reminds me of that bumper sticker so popular a few years ago among gun nuts in the U.S.: "You can take my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers."

Okay. If you insist. And congrats. You won. Too bad you're all too dead to enjoy the victory.

It's absurd.


Have a nice day.

 
"living in denial," or "how to believe in this particular White House crew"
07.15.06 (8:25 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls.

The ides of July. July 15th. Middle 'o' the month.

Sunny, hot and hazy this morning. Foggy really, though it's already burned off most of the way now at 7:55 a.m.

Yesterday I went a'blog shopping. I read many of the ones I like to read, plus a bunch of new ones, then a few that I KNOW tend to make my skin crawl.

I'm still amazed by the goof-balls out there who don't understand how the C.I.A works, even a little. Now, lord knows (small "l") they've done their share of bad stuff over the years and I'm sure they still do, but by and large they do it with good intentions, or with what they see as good intentions. Regardless, much of their work, hell MOST of their work, is done clandestinely. It's the way they operate. It is, actually, the way their HAVE to operate to be effective.

In my life I've known two people who worked for the C.I.A. for a number of years. Both are long retired, and in fact may be dead now as far as I know, as they were both the Fathers of friends of mine from long ago with whom I haven't kept in touch. They knew each other and had worked together a few times many years earlier. I knew one much better than the other and we'd ask him questions about his work all the time when I was in High School, which was soon after he'd retired. He would never answer many of our questions, but he did give us some interesting information that did little but spur further questions from us, which he didn't answer.

Mr. G. had been an F.B.I. agent for a few years, back in the heyday of the Hoover era when he was recruited. He told us how that came to happen, but I don't remember the story exactly. It was mundane and had something to do with helping stop some fruit shipments from Mexico that weren't being done legally. Seemed harmless to me, but I guess it was a fairly big deal. One of the guys he worked with on the case hired him or recruited him, or however it worked, and for the next fifteen years, he worked for "the spooks."

His "job" was running a fake import brokerage office in a few South American countries, though "fake" isn't really the right word. They actually did the work of an importer, setting up regular shipments of hundreds of items over the years and establishing a good business. During the years-long process of putting together and running this venture though, what they were really trying to accomplish, and from what he said they were very successful at, was in figuring out which of these companies were also shipping heroin and pot into the U.S. and establishing who was in control of those businesses.

What drove him nuts, was when they'd get all the goods conceivable on someone, and then nothing would happen, which he said felt like the norm, too much of the time.

The point is, he and a few others ran this business for over ten years, all the while full time employees of the C.I.A. and no one knew it, in his case, except his wife and his bosses. To anyone else, it would have appeared that he was just a broker with offices in a few South American Cities and New York.

When he retired? Smooth sailing. No one ever gave him up.

Now in the case of Valerie Plame, we've got all these right-wing goof-balls who, because her cover was good, (and really because they can't stand the fact that their heroes in the White House committed a crime) are claiming she wasn't under-cover, even though dozens of her fellow agents have come forward to say how effective she was in her job. One of the most vocal of her supporters, and someone who worked with her for a long time is from my hometown of Royal Oak, Michigan. I've heard him interviewed a few times during the time this fiasco has played out. He is livid. Oh, and he's a conservative Republican.

Guess these agents are just big fat liars, huh?

Why would they lie about it? What do they have to gain?

Great questions.


Be good to everyone.

 
Night time phone call from the man.
07.14.06 (8:39 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls.


8:16 a.m. Friday. Supposed to be 93 degrees today.

Went to bed at 11:00 and just woke up. What's with that? I'm usually awake within ten minutes either way of six hours after I go to bed, no matter what. I slept nine hours? Me?

Weird. Perhaps I wear myself out more when it's really hot out. Not sure, but I do feel really especially well rested this morning. Maybe I should go out and conquer the world!

Or maybe it was the phone call I got last night just before bed...

"Hello?"

"Hey surr."

"HI Jesus! How are ya?"

"I'm fine. Tired, but fine."

"Where are you?"

"I'm in Chicago. Just got in. Left Northern Israel Wednesday at noon."

"Geez. What's the deal over there? It looks crazy on the news."

"Same old, same old. Tit for tat. Eye for an eye... It'll stay the same till either one side kills the other or till someone gets wise to the game."

"But Lebanon? That's kind of strange. Seems like they've been okay with each other for a while."

"Hezbollah. You know they're not okay with things..."

"Yeah. just didn't..."

"I don't want to talk about it right now... I'm too tired."

"Okay. What's up?"

"Just this trip. It wore me out. How about with you?"

"With me? Not much. Work. Was planning on going over to Detroit to watch the old guys play golf this weekend in the Senior Players Championship, but? -it's gonna be real hot, so I don't know. Have a chance to meet Gary Maccord with his sister-in-law and her husband."

"Oh. That's neat..."

"But it's supposed to be over 90 and humid all weekend, so I don't know if I feel like standing around in a crowd. What are you doing?"

"Well I have to be in Kalamazoo tonight. I'm going to hop on the train and go there this afternoon, but I wondered if you'd want to get together tomorrow or Sunday?"

"Sure! That'll make the decision easier. Feel like driving a golf cart around Sunday afternoon? A friend of mine wants to play if I'm in town and she's a great cook. Maybe we could do dinner over there afterward. I think you'd have fun."

"Perfect. I need to relax for a couple of days. Maybe I'll try hitting a putter off the tee."

"A driver."

"Huh?"

"A driver. You us a putter when you're on the green. Ya know, for putting."

"Whatever."

"Well... they are quite different."

"Okay! Like I care about that. I'll call you when I know when I'm going to be done in Kazoo. Is that okay?"

"Sure! I'll look forward to seeing you."

"Okay. Thanks surr."

"See you soon. Hey, want to write the post for Sunday or Monday?"

"Sure."

"Cool! Bye."

"So long."

(click)


Be good to everyone.

 
"These are the times that try men's souls..." Oh, so true, so true...
07.13.06 (8:27 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls.

At what point do we stop worrying so much about the world at large and begin to worry about our own little piece of it?

Feel like I'm getting to that point, again, and I'm sort of ashamed of it. For me, though, this sort of thing come in waves. For a while, I'll see possibilities for change and I'll get sort of excited, then, when those changes are quashed, many times by what amounts to cheating by those who like the status quo, I'll get complacent so as not to become depressed or outraged, and I'll start to worry more about whether I'm keeping my knees relaxed during my chip shots, or whether I'm over-heating the pan when I'm caramelizing onions and garlic, or should I take on more customers to spell the slow times, knowing that when things are busy I won't be able to handle them properly...

Me, me, me.

My grandmother used to say that the key to happiness was to make sure you were doing things for others. For those of you who've read this blog a while, you've read that one before. Sorry. But I KNOW it's true, and sometimes, for a while, I'll keep it in mind and try to live the adage actively. When I do? -I'm more creative, more ambitious, more excited about life and hence, more productive.

And? I not only LIKE people more, I care about the outside world more and feel less as though it just doesn't matter, that the world is going to hell in a hand-basket, and no amount of "concern" on my part or anyone else's is going to make a hill of beans worth of difference.

So I get BACK on the bandwagon. Look for little things I can do to "make a difference." And sure as hell, as soon as I start to feel better, f*cking Ann Coulter will come out with another book, or the fact that Cheney wasn't indicted will be painted as vindication that everything is sunny and rosy in the administration, and clearly above board. Or some jerk-off will start in with trying to equate gay marriage with the end of civilization as we know it, or, or, or....

And my blood pressure goes up, and my cynicism returns and I start thinking "How stupid can these people be? SCREW it! Maybe there's a Rockford Files rerun on T.V." (Okay, so that one's a stretch... but I did like the old guy who played his father...)

Which is... exactly what "THEY" want. Hey look! I got to my point!

Never give up. (I'm saying this to ME, by the way.)

Never!

(Pronounced "Ne-vahhh" - preferably with a haughty and affected *New England accent.)


Be good to everyone.

 

*Think: "Blue State" 

 
Not a bad deal, but I won't pay sticker for me.
07.12.06 (8:31 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Slept in a bit this morning, and woke to a charlie-horse in my right leg. NOT my favorite way to wake up, and thankfully something that doesn't happen very often. Once every few months, perhaps.

And, once again I was thankful for my good health.

Even here, many of our fellow tBloggers deal with serious health issues every day. And out and about in my world, I know quite a few people who are burdened with questionable, if not lousy futures, because of the way their bodies deal with moving around on the planet.

I grew up around cars, and still work around them today, and I've always been amazed by the fact that their are so many parts individually designed and produced to enable a bunch of people to assemble them into a single vehicle. The figure I used to hear was fifteen thousand. Probably more today, though I don't know. A lot, anyway.

And we bitch if THEY don't work right.

How many parts are in US? Millions? Billions? I suppose it depends how you break it down, but our bodies are certainly a hell of a lot more complicated than a Durango, or an Eclipse, or even a Lamborghini.

And so much more dependable and long lasting.

Pretty damn good design by a designer who gets less credit than is deserved.

I suppose we shouldn't be surprised when some of us have some production flaws.

So far, there have been between 15-18 billion of us. We usually last for at least fifty years with some of us making it twice that long. We run on just about anything, and tend to do best when we use a variety of fuels and, what's really neat is that in many cases, we repair ourselves by simply giving the internal mechanics we're provided with time to work.

Pretty cool to me.

Thanks God.

Hey, I wonder if I can have a Hemi installed in my chest cavity?

Zoom zoom.



Be good to everyone.

 
Took, ME out to a BALLL-game... Took me out to the CROWD...
07.11.06 (8:10 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls!

Went to minor league ball game last night.

Great fun.

The Whitecaps are an "A Ball" affiliate of the Detroit Tigers and have been for ten years.

Okay, enough about the team. Oh. They lost 6-5.

It didn't matter.

Minor league baseball is about making the experience of going to a ball game, what? -just plain fun and funny, really.

Last night was "Seventies Night," so all the music and the clothes worn by the grounds crew, and even the uniforms worn by the home team were right out of 1975. Silly? You bet... But kind of fun.

The goings on between the innings are what make the night. T-shirts shot out of air guns, hot-dogs zinged into the crowd from giant sling-shots, -all kinds of that sort of thing... and then something so funny it had me rolling:

Two guys, each wearing a harness to which a long, (and fairly strong) bun-gee cord was fastened to their backs, so when they faced away from each other and were positioned correctly, I'd guess the cord was about 50' feet long. The cord was stretched just taut between them. Then three hula-hoops were placed on the ground about ten feet in front of each of them and a batting tee just a few feet further - beyond the hoops.

Object? Pick up the hoops and place them over the batting tee before your opponent can do the same at the other end. Simple - except for the bun-gee cord and the fact that the other guy is trying to do the same thing and the cord just won't stretch that far. The winner is the guy who get's his hoops over the tee in front of him first.

It was the best tug of war I've ever seen - mostly because a bun-gee cord is NOT a rope. As soon as it was stretched to it's limit, it would snatch the combatants back and "boing" them onto their butts. They were gallant warriors, and fairly evenly matched, though one was clearly bigger.

Probably, the whole thing didn't last a minute, but man-oh-man was it fun to watch. Felt like a Roman thrilled with the prospect of the release of the lions. Oh, wait... Bad analogy? Oh well, it was grrrrrrrreat!

Worth the cost of the tickets, which with the coupons we had, were $4.25 each, and for very good seats! How's that for cheap entertainment?

What the hell. Try a minor league game if there's a team near you. You don't even have to like baseball.


Be good to everyone.

 
Five years in purgatory
07.10.06 (7:50 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls!

July 10th, 2006.

If I'm not mistaken, I've been divorced exactly five years today.

Was never really sure since I never opened the envelope with the news when it came - I couldn't - but it seems to me that somewhere along the way I got information that this was the date.

I'll be fifty in a few months, so this has been about ten percent of my life, time-wise, but it's taken a huge toll on my personality and self-esteem, and has felt like a life-time. Really have dealt with it badly. Embarrassingly so, actually.

Sometimes I wonder why. It hasn't struck me as the way I would have dealt with anything else in life. I'm usually able to let things wash off my back when and if something bad or unpleasant happens, and move on fairly easily. I think this may have more to do with HOW it all came down, and the vulnerable position I put myself in when trying to do things I thought might save the marriage.

We were actually just two days away from divorce being final the year before, when she called crying and begging to work things out. I told her to come home and call it off and promise to never ever do it again - or just go ahead and let the thing happen, that I couldn't go through it ever again.

She came home and for a few months things were okay. Four months later though, she was out the door again and filed again. I was wrecked. I was beat up. I'd gone from being so incredibly thrilled that we were going to stay together to being blind-sided by her leaving again, that I simply shut down for almost three years, in the process, digging myself a hole that I'll probably never climb out of. And, what's especially annoying is that had the divorce gone through the first time? - I'd have been fine, both emotionally and financially. I was sad, sure, but not devastated - yet.

I've come to accept that part of it.

What really hurts, is that I can't allow myself to completely trust anyone anymore. I guess part of me says that if you can't trust the person you love more than anyone else on the planet, who can you trust?

And that sucks. It's a hole in me that just won't fill.

Maybe in another five years.

It's funny, this reads like a "poor me" piece, but it's not meant to. My spirits are fine. I'm just a different person these days- a little more cynical maybe - but wiser too perhaps. I do know, for instance, that vows are for suckers. They mean nothing. Empty words said in a state of puppy love. Knowing that? I approach things with my eyes open and back off when I think I need to.

Maybe that makes me a bad guy.

Hope not.


Be good to everyone.

 
Not much... Lately, anyway.
07.09.06 (9:52 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls.

Over the course of the last couple of years, while maintaining this blog, more than once I've been pleasantly surprised at the originality and clear thinking displayed within many of the posts I've read here on tBlog.

Of late, however - and obviously this is just my opinion - we seem to be in a real down period with regards to content.

In the article on the tBlog home page, it says there are 80,000 active blogs on this site. That may very well be, but for the life of me, I can't find more than a dozen or two that capture my interest enough to read on a regular basis.

Having said that, I know it's not a fair statement since there are so many written in languages that I'm simply unable to read, and for all I know, there my be hundreds or thousands that are just great, but as for the ones written in English? -I'm finding it damn thin.

And I keep wondering why that is? Is it just me?

I'd love some suggestions, by the way.


Be good to everyone.

 
surrogate's believe it, or not.
07.08.06 (8:35 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Yesterday, as I drove from here to there - and back - I saw a couple of things on the road that made the trip worthwhile, in that both made me laugh out loud.

In the early afternoon, along a busy two lane road, a huge turkey vulture landed in the other lane to peruse something dead in the road - NOT on the shoulder. There wasn't any traffic coming from the other direction just then, but our lane was busy. This vulture seemed oblivious to us, zipping by him just five or six feet away. He stretched and took his time about it. It almost seemed as though he understood that we weren't supposed to cross the yellow line, and he was perfectly capable of watching for oncoming cars in the "food" lane.

A couple of hours later on 696, the East-West expressway through the Northern suburbs of Detroit, a rimless tire rolled, zipping along in the right lane in front of me at what looked to be a decent rate of speed, (at least 50 m.p.h. I'd guess - based on the fact that traffic was moving at close to 70.)

We were going slightly downhill at the time but coming to a little rise in the terrain and the thing eventually slowed a bit and then veering,  jumped the little curb under an overpass and bumped into the graded slope supporting the bridge above, which is where it was as I passed it. I moved over to the right lane. Then, in my rearview mirror, I saw that it had zagged it's way BACK onto the road just as the slope started downward again after the bridge. Looked like it was being driven by remote control.

It was still going as I took the curve a few hundred yards later and lost sight of it. The thing HAD to have been moving for quite a while to have gotten up to the speed it was rolling at when I first saw it.

Funny stuff, though I'm sure you had to be there to appreciate them.

Last week, while playing golf, my friend hit a drive and the tee flipped up out of the ground and landed head side down - and stayed there.

TRY to get a golf tee to stand on it's head on the grass. Grass isn't like a table or a flat surface, it just doesn't happen. It was weird.

Then last night, an space-ship full of little E.T. looking dudes abducted me (for research) and took me away for twenty years, showing me the whole galaxy at light speed and explained the meaning of the universe and our purpose here on earth before unceremoniously depositing me right back here at my desk, where no time whatsoever had passed, and the only thing that had changed was that my brain and heart were now filled with the wisdom of the ages...

Okay, okay,  So I made up that last one.

Be good to everyone.

 
Happy Birthday to Matthew.
07.06.06 (9:16 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Today is my baby brother's birthday.

Matt must be 38 - if my math is right.

This guy is something else. He's a great dad, works with my son at a manufacturing company where his creativity, from what I understand, has been far more than merely useful, and continues to write and record great music.

A couple of months ago, he went to Portugal to play in a progressive Rock fest as a solo act, and from the reviews, it sounds like he kept people enthralled for the entirely of his set. His writing is hauntingly beautiful and thoughtful, and has more than once brought me to tears.

On his last album, a solo thing, he played piano, guitar, synth, violin, drums, sax, and every other instrument he used except the bass. That was covered by Mat Kennedy, the bassist from his band "Discipline" and the current bassist for "Eyestrings," the band Mat plays in along with my son.

As a kid, my brother was as different from his slightly older brother John as could be. My sister and I were a decade older than these two, and were already out of the house for most of their formative years, but what a sketch it was to see them together growing up. John was big and athletic and wore a perpetual smile. Matt was a happy kid too but was slight of build and short till he hit his teens and sort of came off as "this genius from another planet" to the rest of us, all gregarious lumbering goofs by comparison.

He was writing music from an early age and became a very good pianist and violinist by the time he was in his early teens and for years would drag Mat Kennedy, (yes, the same bass playing Mat Kennedy I spoke of earlier) - who my Mom baby sat from the age of two and who remains part of the family to this day - into the music room to abide yet another new composition.

Matt and Mat. We always said Mat Kennedy learned to play Bass simply as a defense against having to simply sit there listening to Matt P. all the time.

Over the years, brother Matt has been a joy to watch grow into a man. His wife and two kids are wonderful people and are as lucky to have him as he is to have them. He is one of those people who is not only talented, but also knows how to set his priorities properly and make use of his talents efficiently so that his life is a blessing to those folks in his life.

Man, would he hate that statement! Sorry Matt. (He's never taken compliments well.)

I'm proud of him.

Hell, go to his website and buy "Astray." Great stuff.

strungoutrecords.com


Be good to everyone.

 
Never start watching
07.05.06 (7:31 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Okay everyone, back at it today. Anyone found being the least bit lazy at work today will not be allowed to buy an extra milk at lunch, and no chocolate milk for a week.

Billy? You get your head off the desk and start doing your assignment.

Suzy? Bring that note here right now. You're on MY time now. What does this say? Let's let everyone in on your... little... "(unfolds... and reads aloud...) "Mr. surrogate is SUCH a prick! My Mom says she's gonna get me out of this sucky summer school or transfer me into a better class..." Suzy? (I scowl with anger) Get your smart mouth out into the hall. Right NOW young lady!

"But Mr. surrogate, I didn't write it. I was just passing it along."

Who wrote it Suzy?

"I... I can't tell. I don't tattle."

Is that so? Well. We'll just see if you want to keep that attitude after you spend some time in the hall.

"But Mr surrogate, what about the quiz? Will I get to take it later?"

Maybe you should have thought of that before you started passing along information you didn't know enough about. You'll have to take a zero on the quiz.

"That's not fair! I didn't do anything wrong."

Fair? FAIR!? You think life is FAIR? Look at me. See this? (I bend my head forward to let the sun reflect off the top of my head, virtually blinding the kids who catch the glare.) See this? (I say, pointing to my pate. There is screaming and great gnashing of teeth amongst the students.) I had GREAT hair! Long in the seventies, trimmed perfectly in the eighties. Hell, it still looked pretty good ten years ago! And you think life is FAIR?

"My brother has leukemia," says a boy toward the back in the row nearest the windows.

Leukemia? (I scoff.) I'm BALD!

"You're an asshole," I hear muttered, but from exactly where, I'm just not sure. I scan the room, my laser eyes roaming for a visible echo...

Who said that? (nothing) WHO SAID THAT?

(silence.)

(I slump down into my chair, the wind suddenly gone from my wrath. I shrink into a small shell.) Here Suzy. (I hold the note out for her to walk up and take from my weak outstretched arm.)

"You really ARE an asshole," she says, snatching the thing from me and walking back to her seat. "I hate you," I hear her say as she walks away.

The quiet in the room is extremely uncomfortable. Outside, a car drives by the school, and a former student leans out the passenger window and shouts. "YOU SUCK MR. SURROGATE!" -then the driver guns the engine and they peel away.


...And then I wake up - and thank GOD I didn't go into teaching.

...As do students everywhere.


Sorry... Had too much coffee just before bed.... though this morning's tastes great.


Be good to everyone.

 
Good 4th of July to y'all.
07.04.06 (9:52 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls and Happy July 4th!

Interesting way to wake up this morning... to a slightly charred odor wafting through the old apartment.

Last night about 10:30 p.m., probably for the first time in my adult life, I put a little package of pizza rolls in the oven. I was hungry. Don't remember ever even buying pizza rolls before.

Well, let me assure you of this. If you're gonna cook 'em, remember you are doing so well before you go to bed, cuz 10 hours at 400 turns them into tiny little black chunks of carbon, and sort of stinks up your place.

Perhaps I could crush them into a fine powder, dilute them in some sort of solvent medium and make paint or ink out of the mess.

Dumb.

Okay... I'm breaking a promise here... shoot me. Yes, I know I said I wouldn't talk about it much but... I played golf yesterday. And, I played poorly. So poorly, in fact, that I felt like I'd never had a club in my hands before. Tough course? -sure, but not THAT tough. Felt like a spastic monkey out there... (And this is in no way intended to disparage monkeys with difficulties.)

So, a thought or two on the holiday.

Parades galore today. Private fireworks displays have been evident just by looking out my windows for a few days with the big municipal ones around here expected tonight.

I've read some of the pro and con stories about fireworks possession and use in the papers and on line - a topic on which I don't have an opinion - I just hope people think and are careful.

Sometimes I wish I'd been around at the beginning of the forming of this country, -maybe just been a fly on the wall, No... I think I'd want to have had the knowledge I have now about the way the country would grow and spread so I could clue the founding fathers in on the fact that they needed to take the immense growth and expansion we've experienced over the past couple of hundred years into the way they devised things.

I can't imagine them ever dreaming we'd be a country of three hundred million people in a mere two-hundred and thirty-two years; the span of just three decent lifetimes.

Maybe that foreknowledge wouldn't have changed a thing, but I'd have loved for them to have it to work with. Hell, I'd think just knowing that, for instance, computers would exist and be available to everyone everywhere (and would be used for all purposes, both good and bad) might just have given them pause about the way, just a few years after independence was declared and then won, that the constitution would have been written when addressing such things as *privacy rights and "possible" government and business intrusion into our everyday lives.

So maybe I'd want to have been a TALKING fly on the wall.

We are sooooo young. We are a blip on the timeline of humanity, let alone the world or the universe. How is it we think we know so much? How is it we talk of the forming of this nation as though it was so very long ago? It was yesterday!

I remember taking a few history classes as a younger human and thinking, "Man oh man, this was all so long ago. How can any of this stuff matter today?"

Wish I'd had enough life experience to see the connections. Maybe George Carlin is right. Maybe we do need to live life backwards. Maybe we need to be in school when we're old enough to understand the importance of what we're learning.

Well this sure jumps around a bit, doesn't it? -maybe like the sparks off a sparkler?

No?

Oh well.


Be good to everyone - and be careful with those bottle rockets.

You could put an eye out.

 

 

 

*Yes, I know privacy rights, per sey, aren't addressed in the constitution. I have a feeling that, based on the spirit of the rest of the words, that they would have been had they known where technology would go, and how large the country would become, but then I also think they'd have addressed the sepparation of church and state in a much clearer manner had they realized.... oh, never mind...

 
Mind games.
07.02.06 (1:32 pm)   [edit]

Good afternoon Boys and Girls!

Nice weekend so far?

Mine has been. My son came over here Friday night and we spent some nice time together.

Dragged him and a close friend to my favorite Chinese restaurant for Dim Sum and Chow Fung (plus the best Hot and Sour soup I've ever had) after we'd played golf early yesterday morning.

He left in the early evening.

Finally tried out the pool at my place which the landlord has finally gotten around to opening. Twas a tad cool at first, but it'll be nice to have it available after hot days at work, and since no one is living downstairs right now, guess it's my own private wet retreat.

Speaking of wet...

Thursday morning as I left for work I took the route through the neighborhood to the expressway. As I pulled around a curve in the road, I saw a woman half kneeling - half crouching, after having just adjusted a lawn sprinkler. I could see the dried brown patch of grass she was trying to make sure she was hitting with the water, but her hand was half covering her mouth as though she was deep in thought, and for some reason I didn't get the impression it was the lawn she was thinking about. She turned her head ever so slightly as I drove by, and I caught the look on her face. Her worry was evident and I wanted to stop the car right that instant to ask her if everything was okay, though somehow I didn't think it was.

As I worked that day, and even when I was driving around from account to account, the look on her face kept popping back into me head and I wondered what in her life was causing such concern. Is there a sick child? An aging parent? Marital problems? Money stuff?

At the end of the day I drove home and deliberately went through the neighborhood again, something I rarely do going home, but I wondered if that woman would be out there again and I'd be given some clue to what was bothering her. 

She wasn't in her yard, of course, and the sprinkler sat where she'd put it that morning, but the water wasn't running, and I put the situation out of my mind where it remained till I laid down for bed that night.

Was I nuts? I thought... What had I planned on doing? Stopping and asking her what the problem was? Hell, she'd have probably called the cops. I would have if I were her. "Some nut-job is here harassing me... I don't know if he's dangerous, but he's sure creeping me out...."

Weird. Hope she's okay though.


Be good to everyone.

 
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