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Hollow feeling in the pit of the stomach...
02.28.08 (7:46 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Last night I wrote a letter to Bill Cunningham of WLW Radio in Cincinnati, who claimed John McCain "threw him under the bus" after McCain disavowed remarks made by Mr. Cunningham as he warmed up a crowd at a McCain rally a couple of night ago in Cincinnati. I've left a couple of things out, but this is the bulk of what I wrote him.

...............

Mr. Cunningham,

Doubt if you'd remember me, but maybe you will. Back
in the mid-eighties I wrote for Gary Burbank for a few years, and I'd often be around the station at night working on spots and bits in the production studio while your show was on the air. I sat in on your show from time to time when something - or not enough - was going on, and you needed someone to yap with for a couple of minutes. Back then I had a beard and was slightly pudgy... no matter.

You were special. You were thoughtful, smart as anyone I'd ever run across, and frankly you were always nice to me. You knew I was trying hard to work my way in at the station - trying to ease myself into Randy's good graces. One Saturday night I subbed for someone overnight - Sam Wilder, maybe? -anyway, I truly sucked. Afterwards, you were encouraging; told me to keep at it, I'd get better, and eventually I did get a little better, though I did finally realize that being an on- the-air personality wasn't something at which I'd ever excel.

I've long since moved back to Michigan and only catch the station sporadically these days when I happen to be traveling though the area. I've caught your show maybe a couple of dozen times in the past twenty years.

I'd noticed you'd seemed be sliding further and further to the right over the years, but I chalked it up to you playing to your market. Seemed whacky to me, but what do I know, it's just a radio show. Regardless, it's not the point.

Not that you'll care - nor should you care what I think - but I've got to tell you, I don't think I've ever been as disappointed in anyone I once looked up to, as I was after hearing your idiotic remarks last night. I really hope this was just a publicity ploy on your part, but even if it was, it was sickening, and it made me ashamed.

Funny, I remember you talking about your faith many times on the air and relating stories from your youth and education. My question is, have you forgotten the most important things you learned, or did you never really learn them? Was it all talk?

No matter. The truth is, John McCain didn't throw you under the bus. You deliberately put your own head under a front tire after the emergency brake was released, then somehow told someone to wave the driver forward.
 
sincerely...

.................


Be good to everyone.

 
Back at home at my own computer thingy.
02.25.08 (8:06 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Back here at home, my little atomic clock thingy - which has a transmitter thingy attached to the back deck that sends the information via some radio signal thingy to the clock here over the sliding door thingy - says it's 28 degrees outside. Feels like zero to my spoiled body.

Just two days ago, as we passed the Naples/Marco Island exit along I-75, the dash display thingy inside AuntConi's Buick read eighty-seven degrees - though only briefly. No, most of the time we spent in Florida, around Ft. Lauderdale, the high was around seventy-three. As far as I'm concerned, that's just about perfect.

I've seen a couple of clips this morning from this past weekend's Saturday Night Live. Looked pretty funny. Then I saw the clip of Hillary blasting Obama for his attack on her over NAFTA. Zowie was she pissed. I support Obama, but I don't think I'd worry too much about the security of the country if Hillary wins. If I were another nation or terrorist group thinking of attacking the U.S. after she's elected - if she is - I think I'd know that whatever I did, I surely wasn't going to get away with it Scot free. Love her or hate her, the woman certainly is a pragmatist. In fact I just saw another clip of her mocking Obama's speech style, and though it was definitely over-the top, it was effective and pretty funny.

Slept like the dead last night, and there's some residual drag this morning. Got to get energized. Here's to hoping this is a good week. -Truly looking forward to Friday.


Be good to everyone.


 
Northbound...
02.23.08 (8:42 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

We're in Valdosta, GA this morning getting ready to continue our trip home. We'd hoped to stop to see a couple of friends along the way, but I'm whipped and I vetoed the idea.

I'm anxious to get home to rest some tomorrow so I can get back to work Monday. The trip has been fun, but I wasn't anywhere near as productive as usual when I do my winter trip, so I'm going to have to work very hard next week to save my month. Hope Mother Nature cooperates.

If not, I'll thrash her and call her names (my favorite is Mommy Nature Dearest), and threaten to move to a warmer climate permanently - nothing new to her since I've been making the same threat for years.

Since we've stayed in hotels with wireless internet throughout the facilities, I've only used one of the "one hour of free wireless internet access" coupons for McDonalds I'd collected during the month leading up to the trip. I'm sure I'll use them before they expire in June. If anyone needs one, they don't advertise it, but if you ask for one when you stop at a McDonalds - something I do often cuz I like the coffee - they'll give you one. If you're lucky, as I've been a couple of times, an irresponsible employee, usually youthful and bored - thank goodness for teenaged angst - will give you more than one, perhaps as many as five of them, in fact.

My next post will be from home, I hope.

Be good to everyone.
 
Just give it to the Goodwill. It's so last year.
02.20.08 (10:05 pm)   [edit]
Good evening everyone,

So, earlier this afternoon I found myself pulling in to a McDonalds in Palm Beach. I needed an iced tea. Yes, there is a McDonalds in Palm Beach, and a Walmart too, and as I noticed as I exited the restaurant, sipping my drink, right there in front of me was the Palm Beach Goodwill Store. A Goodwill Store? In Palm Beach? My head started doing its thing, zipping at the possibilities, and fast. Would there be last year's fur coats hanging on racks donated by Saks Fifth Avenue after the latest remodel? Diamond rings deemed imperfectly cut by their owners sitting larger than life gleaming in display cases from the old building where Tiffany's used to be before they moved into the crystal showroom? I knew that even though everything would be priced at half retail, the very nature of the merchandise would mean the stuff would likely be beyond my budget, but...

I had to go in.

As it turned out I was half right. The clothing racks were the same nondescript sort you see in all shops of this sort, though they held clothing of a much higher quality than I've ever seen at a Goodwill Store, or at least higher quality than I've ever noticed.

There was an entire set of Calphalon cookware that looked unused but for a minor chip in one of the saucepan edges. It was priced at a little over a hundred bucks; a steal, I think, but beyond my impulse purchase guidelines. Fifty? I might have jumped, but...

It was in the furniture department that I saw an example of the axiom that says that the rich are different from you and me. They get new stuff when they want it, not just when the old stuff is worn out. A high quality seven foot leather couch with no wear showing? $299.00. Same for a sectional couch with pull-out bed in a heavy duty rich looking burgundy fabric that appeared to me as though it could have been sold as brand new.

As I started to make my way out of the store, after going though the barrels of golf clubs and perusing more original paintings than you'd believe you'd ever find in a thrift shop, I came across a big box of someone's broken dream. There were over a hundred of them, all new and packaged in those annoying blister packs that takes a box cutter or kitchen shears to open. It was a strange gizmo, and it took me a minute to figure out what the heck they were.

If you're a golfer whose played much at all in your life, at least once you've left your wedge next to the green after putting out when you had to chip onto the green. It happens.

Obviously whoever invented this thing had had the problem. It's an electric light, red, connected to a clamp, and a clip. The idea is that you attach it to your golf bag and then snap it to your chipping club. Then, when you remove your club to use it, the light comes on and is supposed to remind you to grab your chipper when you replace your putter - you idiot.

It's really stupid. I think even Ron Popiel and Billy May would have rejected the thing.

I had to have one. The price tag said two bucks.

Then? -the worse thing that's happened on my entire trip occurred.

I took my wacky toy to the checkout. The cashier rang it up and asked for a dollar sixty. "Oh, I thought it was two bucks," I said, as she handed me my change.

"Tuesdays are senior discount day." She was about twenty, I'd guess, and said it with a smile, genuine and innocent.

I wanted to kill her.


Be good to everyone.
 
Know what?
02.18.08 (8:49 pm)   [edit]
Good evening Boys and Girls...

Things I've noticed the last couple of days:

On any television commercial where "gas pain" is the subject malady, the gas will invariable be portrayed by the tone of a trombone with the slide being eased out - usually in the background so it's not overtly fart-like.

In Florida, generally anyway, the women wearing tight pants displaying the word "juicy" or "porn star," or other distasteful slogan across their behinds - in order, I assume, to make themselves seem desirable or sexy - still aren't.

My roomie at home called me today after she'd fallen on the ice while taking the garbage can down the driveway. I felt very guilty because, though I was thankful she wasn't hurt badly, I was glad I wasn't up there to deal with this last storm. Also, my sweetie has been dealing with lousy weather out her way too, and during our many phone conversations, I've been instructed in no uncertain terms not to gloat about how nice it is down here. I have to admit, though I miss her tons and can't wait to see her again the weekend after next, it's really hard not to. In other words: Florida = Guilt.

We're staying at a Studio Six joint, an extended stay place run by the Motel 6 people. It's not fancy, but it's really nice. I can't help thinking that if they upgraded their motels to these standards, they'd do a lot more business.

Played golf with a friend down here on Saturday, and he played lights out - 73; one over par. I shot 87, not anywhere up to my standards in the summer, but not bad for not having picked up a club since late October or early November; whenever it was I last played. I felt good about the fact I didn't get down on myself and accepted that I wouldn't do very well. This is truly growth on my part, and I will now bow to accept my own congratulations on this point.

AuntConi seems to be enjoying the stay, though she insisted on posting a few of the pictures of us with Alms, PastorDave and Skylar, and Mimi. Go have a look. I'm the good looking stud who thinks hair is a waste of time, and has all too obviously never passed up an opportunity to eat.

Be good to everyone.
 
I am (am...am...am) the luckiest man in the word (world...orld...rld.)
02.14.08 (8:46 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Here's to you Valentines.

What does that mean?

I have no idea.

I've always liked Valentines Day, though I'm not sure why. This year, it's special to me because there's the special someone in my life that I truly wish I was with today, a real Valentine.

Woke up in the middle of the night and went out onto the walkway on this second floor of the hotel I'm at and watched the traffic ramble by on 436 here in Altamonte Springs, Florida - and I just thought about her a while.

An old curmudgeon, I never expected to fall in love again, and I'd spent the better part of the last seven years truly missing my ex, and playing "what if" a few dozen times a day. Oh, it had gone away some the last couple of years, but still I missed her; missed my life the way it was when I was married and the kids were all over the place doing this and that and keeping us both running most of the time with theirs' and our collective activities.

So when I stumbled into love with this young vivacious woman who's stolen my heart, it was a lightning bolt, or maybe, more properly said, a loosed arrow, and the damn thing hit my heart square. Not a damn thing to do about it either except hang on and ride the rapids. There's certainly no place to get off the raft, and besides, loving someone - and being loved back - is so much fun, who'd choose to anyway?

Last night we talked for hours - until well after we both should have gone to bed, but her schedule is such that it's only one morning a week where she doesn't have to be up super early - today - and we were having fun. She is fun too. Even when she's annoyed at the thousands of drivers who get in her way and her, "Auto Tourette's," kicks in, and her lady-like vocabulary shifts into full blown sailor mode, she makes me smile. I suffer the shouted curses through the cell phone gleefully, first cuz they're funny, and secondly - cuz they're not aimed at me.

She's a wonderful Mom who loves her kids madly, a full time student whose schedule is just plain nuts.

Oh, did I mention she's simply beautiful?

Hopefully she's sleeping in a while this morning, but she'll call in a bit, and my day will be kick-started with joy.

Happy Valentine's Day... to me.

Okay, okay, to the rest of you to.

Be good to everyone.
 
Backseat drivers ought be.... Wellll....
02.11.08 (8:34 am)   [edit]
(There will be an audio version of this post available at some point today. Check over to the right for the podcast with the same title.)

Good morning Boys and Girls.

Well, Hopefully Aunt Coni is up by now, the lazy woman. Oh Okay, she's up.

We're meeting Alms at an Indian restaurant. Aunt Coni's been to Indian restaurants before but isn't quite sure what to order. I've usually gone to Indian buffets with my son and his friends, and I really have no idea what I eat there either. If it's pretty and looks like something I'd enjoy, I give it a whirl. So far, my palate hasn't rejected anything my eye's have recommended.

Last night on the way here I was a jerk to Aunt Coni, but she didn't bite my head off for it, as I'm one of those males who - well, let me clarify. I WILL stop and ask directions if I don't know where I'm going, but I'll be damned if I want some woman next to me in the car telling me how to get to a place I used to live.

For her part, AC was very nice to me even though I was such an asshole. We'll be okay, though now instead of calling me "Hoke" she's started referring to me as, well, let me just say I was surprised to hear that word come out of her mouth so easily and so often, sometimes with the salutation "Mr." added before the "D*ckhead."

It's gonna be a long trip.

Just kidding, we're having fun. We've decided Comfort Inn's are Comfort Inns, are Comfort Inns. AC loves the hard boiled eggs on the breakfast bar.

Be good to everyone.

 
Sun, here we come.
02.08.08 (8:24 am)   [edit]
Good morning.

Leaving today for some warmth.

Picking up Good AuntConi - a misnomer since we're taking her flashy car - then we're heading for Joliet, IL where I get to see my special someone till Sunday, and from there we're heading down to Florida for ten or twelve days.

Along the way we'll see a couple of special friends from here on tBlog before trading snow and cold for more balmy stuff.

I'm glad Mitt Romney's out of the race. His parting shot yesterday stating that Democrats want to "surrender the war on terror" proves he's quite simply, a lying asshole. I'm sick of people telling me that if I don't buy their bull, I'm surrendering. The whole "we have to kill them before they kill us," mentality is so idiotic it makes me boil.

I tell you this, any country who makes this attitude the basis of their foreign policy? Well, it deserves what it gets.

Criminals need to be apprehended and tried for their crimes. What was done to us on 9-11 was a criminal act. Was it Lex Luthor in scale? Yes. But it wasn't an act of war from a country. It was the hair-brained scheme of a bunch of rag-tag religious fundamentalists, still the most dangerous sort of people on the planet. What's our response? Let them GO and start attacking another guy we don't like - a guy, of course, who did the most damage to his own people with weapons we sold him.

All this is conveniently ignored by folks like Romney. People who think like him ALWAYS ignore arguments they can't deflect. If you question them, instead of dealing with the hard stuff, they'll accuse you of hating our country, or being weak, or cowardice, or surrender. Anything to avoid talking about the situation logically; really dealing with the whys of things.

I pray that we elect someone who will go after Bin Laden. This bunch has surrendered to him and his cadre.

Bet Osama laughs out loud every day about how easy we've made it for him to recruit. -I do know I've read that the estimated number of Al Qeda members and associates has gone up twenty-fold since the war started, which only makes sense to any thinking person.

There he is, sitting in his cave, getting his reports. "Oh good, twenty-seven more families lost some kin today... Gooody, goody, goody! We'll have their sons and daughters on our side for generations! The silly fools. Hey, roll in my dialysis machine, would you? I'm feeling like a flush."

Bet my silly line above is closer to the truth than the assertion that leaving Iraq to its own difficult future is "surrendering to terror."

Hopefully AC and I will write a post or three together along the way, a travelogue of sorts.

Might be fun.


Be good to everyone.

 
Crystalized thoughts...
02.06.08 (9:00 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Some thoughts that have rolled around my head during the last few months I've made notes about...

•Beware of anyone who insists, "It can't be done," when it's something that hasn't been attempted.

•Beware of people whose only real answer to the question, "why do you believe that?" is some form of, "because it's the truth."

•Never trust a person who thinks their own "salvation" (or yours) is more important than whether the homeless person down the street has eaten today, or whether people are being killed with their tacit approval.

•Never trust a person whose response to some tragic shooting in a public place is, "See? If everyone carried a gun, someone could have taken the shooter out!"

•Beware of people who think that someone else's marriage threatens their own, or the institution as a whole.

•Beware of people who think, "Love your enemies," leaves open the option of killing them.

•Beware of folks who think that because they read it, it's true.

•Be extremely wary of anyone who thinks they have a clue as to what God wants, especially if it has ANYTHING to do with harming others, or allows for it.


Be good to everyone.

 
It's going to be an interesting day...
02.05.08 (7:31 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls,

It's Super Tuesday.

It'll be interesting. I'm just listening to Mitt Romney rail against John McCain, complaining he's not a Reagan Conservative. For me that's like him complaining that McCain isn't stubbornly crazy enough to be president, but that he is.

On the other hand I'm not a McCain fan either. His insistence that this war was a good idea, but just poorly executed, and that the surge is a smashing success, AND that it's perfectly acceptable to most Americans to our troops remain in Iraq as long as we like (he's suggesting it may be a hundred years,) as long as we're not suffering casualties, is just plain wrong-headed.

This tells me that while he, McCain, may be a fine military strategist - and a generally good person, which I think he is; certainly I think he's at least genuine in his beliefs whereas Romney strikes me as a slime-ball pragmatist whose opinions shift with the polls, even anticipating how they'll come out - it still indicates to me that McCain simply has no clue. He simply doesn't understand as to (a.) why we were attacked on 9-11, (b.) the way this "we are the arbiters of right and wrong in the world" attitude fosters more international ill will than it will ever eradicate, and (c.) that while smug self-righteousness plays well in this country, it is the single most dangerous attitude we can hold out to the rest of the world.

It's the natural extension of the conservative "I got mine, now you try to get yours - oh, and over my dead body, by the way," mindset that makes the whole school of thinking sickening to me.

It's so entirely anti-Jesus, even if it fits nicely into what's become modern American "Christianity," -the whole idea of which would, I'm quite certain, make Jesus weep in despair.

I'm gonna support Barrack - which, hopefully, won't doom his prospects.


Be good to everyone.
 
Snippet Two...
02.03.08 (9:40 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls,

Here's Snippet two from the new book.

...

Helen Meeker tugged her coat on and spoke over her shoulder to husband Del who was finishing up in the bathroom. “Don’t forget to listen for the timer. It’ll go off in about twenty minutes. You’re not going to eat it right away, so just take it out of the oven and you can heat it up later. You don’t need to put it in the fridge. When you’re ready to eat, just put it back in the oven for ten minutes at... say, three twenty-five. Make sure you turn the temperature down before you reheat it though. If you leave it at 400, you’ll burn it.”

Del flushed and opened the door while he washed his hands. “I got it Helen. I’ve done this a couple of times before.”

“I know, I know. Have fun. I’ll be at Gwen’s.” She walked over and kissed Del on the cheek just as he exited the bathroom. “Oh Del, for goodness sakes, use some spray in there would you?” And she left.

Del found some spray in the linen closet and after a couple of quick bursts, used the door as a fan, waving it back and forth to disperse both the spray and the odor he’d created. He considered leaving the spray on the vanity for any of his buddies who might use the john tonight, but decided the risk of them over-spraying with the flowery air freshener outweighed the risk of them stinking up the place with their own natural emanations.

He walked out to the kitchen and checked the timer, then opened the oven door a crack to look at the pizza. It was just starting to brown.

He looked around and made sure the table was set up to his satisfaction. Del was especially proud of the new green felt poker overlay, Helen had given it to him for his birthday last month. Tonight would be the first time they’d use it. It looked great, a real poker table complete with all the appropriate markings and a padded rail with seven drink holders molded right in. The chips sat ready next to his seat. He’d be the banker tonight since he was hosting. The chips were new too. No more of the red white and blue plastic jobs in the old brown revolving bakeolite rack.

The two new boxes of genuine clay chips Helen ordered special had come in three muted tones. He loved them; finally, real clay chips with the words “Meeker’s Millions” printed on each and every one .

Helen. God he was lucky to have found her all those years ago. Del knew it very well, even though throughout their marriage he been far too sparse with his praise. Why was that? He’d have to change that; he owed it to her. This was the third or fourth time this had come to mind in the last week or two. Enough. From now on, he’d make sure she realized how much he’d needed her over the 43 years they’d been together; how much he appreciated her.

He had taken her for granted far too often, sometimes for years at a time. No more. He was so thankful she’d never found out about the few times he’d been unfaithful; especially the relationship with Susie, his one time secretary with whom he’d slept off and on for half a decade. He couldn’t dwell on that. Not now. There was too much good stuff happening now. Besides, that had been years ago and Susie was gone.

As for the chips and the felt overlay? -Helen had refused to tell him how much they cost, and he didn’t really care. He’d made the expected noises about her having been too extravagant, but in truth, he knew very well they were set just fine, and no matter how much she’d spent, there was no way he’d even notice it within the context and framework of his - their - overall financial picture. Thinking about that fact made Del prouder than just about anything else in his life. He’d done extremely well, and he intended to enjoy his retirement, something he was just getting used to since it too was new to him and had begun even more recently than his last birthday. This was, in fact, week number one of his retired life, and just day number five.

The doorbell rang, as the first of six visitors arrived.

...

Be good to everyone...

 
Head East.
02.01.08 (9:29 pm)   [edit]
Good evening Boys and Girls,

I'm hoping to leave for Detroit tomorrow along with another tBlogger, our Dear AuntConi. She's going to see her sister's family and I'm going to see my kids, and we thought we'd share the time together as we travel. We were going to leave this afternoon, but the weather got us, and we decided postponing was the smarter move. We're both Detroiter's at heart -so don't mess with us.

No exciting revelations this evening. Perhaps I'll write something tomorrow night.

Do be good to everyone, won't you?
 
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