Drove over to see my son perform in a Second City show last night. Sat with my baby brother and his wife. I laughed hard. Dear son-o-mine has an uncanny ability to know when to go over the top with whatever character he's playing, and when to tone it down. Last night's show was scripted, as opposed to being composed of pure improv games like most of the last show I saw a couple of months ago.
It struck me, while I was driving home, that the tighter the writing of a particular bit, the straighter Ryan played it, to let the the script shine through, I think. In places where the script wasn't quite as strong, he seemed to step up his own performance, at times taking the characters wayyyy out there - to the point of absurdity - but man did it ever work.
While all seven cast members had great moments, three of them sort of stood out to me as being genuinely funny people. Ryan and this other big heavy guy named Jeff Mansk had a couple of scenes together that were absolutely hilarious - the chemistry was natural but it was pretty obvious they'd worked together quite a bit. Afterward, Ry told us that Jeff and he are both part of another comedy troupe, and so they do work together often.
The third or fourth bit of the evening - (the bits come rapid-fire, by the way, with no time between them; cleverly choreographed) - started with six folks on the stage introducing themselves. A minute or so later Ryan walks on looking at a piece of paper, and muttering, his brow furrowed. Soon you realize he's actually mouthing every line being said by the other cast members, some of which, during the introduction, seems meant to be "off the cuff." Shaking his head, he interrupts and in a warning tone explains that every single word being said is in the script to which he points. Shocked, the other cast members start protesting, but even these lines of protest are right there, (he jabs his finger hard at the paper in his hand) Ryan says, and he starts echoing each line in a quasi monotone - reading along - and tilting the script toward the others who crowd in to read it. There's no escape, he tells them and eventually he's reading the now panicky complaints concurrent with them being uttered by the other cast members. God it worked well. Really good writing.
The final bit of the show was a song - sung in harmony, of course - in which they revisited, and "explained" each of the bits in the show. Man, it was funny.
My mother attends a Unitarian Universalist church. She doesn't go every week, I don't think, but after my Dad died seven years ago, his memorial service was held at the place she's attended sporadically for twenty years or more. She loves the music, the talks, the way the folks there don't seem to force too much down the throats of others, and I think, she's always gotten a kick out of the fact that it seems to be filled with thinking people; folks who, at the very least, give lip service to to caring about the planet and people of every stripe.
I'd gone with her a few times years ago, and I've visited other Unitarian churches over the years, but for me - an intellectual lightweight anyway - I've always got the impression that there was a bit of elitism there, something that drives me a little batty about churches of all kinds; that whispered or unspoken "we get it; we know we get it; and they - the rest - can't help it that they just never will (-wink, wink.") Oh who's kidding who. Sometimes it's not whispered at all. Sometimes it's shouted from the pulpit, or in the streets, or at school board meetings.
Now, first, let me say that I know very well that my impressions have formed a prejudice in me that should preclude me from being able to speak clearly about this issue. Perhaps it has. I do know that over the years, I've heard evangelical Christian types speak harshly against the "humanist views" expressed in most Unitarian Universalist churches. Those sorts consider such "free thinkers" to be atheists and it really bugs many of them.
So, is this why my first thought after hearing about the shootings at the Unitarian Church in Knoxville yesterday was that the shooter would most likely be someone who considered himself a "Christian" doing the Lord's work by ridding the planet of a few more o'them Godless Liberals?
I have no idea about the actual motives this fella Jim Adkisson had for walking into a Sunday morning service there in Tennessee and blasting away, and I hope I'm wrong about my guess. I'm sort of ashamed this thought went through my head at all, but it did and I haven't been able to shake it yet. Hell, maybe he had an estranged wife there who had pissed him off, or maybe a boss he hated was a member and he got a little indiscriminate in trying to exorcise the madness from his head. There could be any number of reasons, I suppose - or better said, any number of excuses.
All I know is that there is at least some truth to what Steven Weinberg says, "Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion." Personally, I'd have to add "At times," to the beginning of his quote, but...
Spooky. God? -Let my initial presumption be proved to be entirely off base. Please.
Be good to everyone.
Obama speaks where Hitler once ruled. He must be a Nazi, huh?
Finally got to hear the speech Obama gave yesterday in Berlin. What I heard sounded pretty innocuous, but, of course, he upset some folks since he had the audacity to reassure those listening that not all of America has been on board with the "its impossible for America to do, (or ever have done) anything wrong," sentiments so important to those simple folks who love our country the way a toddler loves it's parent, as opposed to the way a parent loves their child; which is to say that we love our kids in spite of whatever wrongs they've done, or for that matter whatever wrongs they will do in life. We aren't blind the way a toddler is to their parent's faults.
Evidently, Rush Limbaugh, and others, have decided that Obama was committing treason by speaking that simple truth.
The clip I saw of Limbaugh gyrating mockingly over this tiny slice of what Obama had to say struck me as just another proof of how desperately clueless - or calculating - the man is. Why am I bothering saying anything at all about Rush Limbaugh and his predictable antics? I don't know. He's always gotten under my skin way too easily. I have a difficult time just laughing him off, though I know that ignoring him is probably the more prudent thing to do.
McCain too had to criticize Obama's effort, though McCain's take seems to be that making any speech at all in a foreign country - especially Germany - is a sign of impertinence and bad judgment if one has not yet been elected President. His logic escapes me, but since I'm quite sure that this particular objection isn't rooted in logic at all - and I suppose he had to say something about it - this foolishness was probably all that was required. I suppose it allowed his supporters to nod and feel superior, wise and thoughtful, so, good enough.
McCain complained that policy speeches ought be the purview of presidents alone, (so what if Obama's speech had nothing to do with specific policies other than to say we need to do better. In other words, I think Obama knew very where the lines were; lines he could safely could approach but shouldn't really come within a rock-toss of with regard to what he ought say there; hence the overall blandness of his words there yesterday.
I've heard a half dozen people say it already, so I'm sorry to steal their lines, but it was sure nice seeing American flags being waved in another country that weren't on fire. I sure can't see how America is less secure when and if we elect a leader that gives the citizens of other countries hope that we will once again be the country they rallied to the side of in the aftermath of 9-11, instead of the one that, despite the Smirking Chimp's initial promises, has thumbed our noses at so much of the rest of the world ever since. Can't wait till the "either do what I want or I'll scream and lash out," attitude so typical of toddlers is relegated to the past with regards to the way America deals with others.
Sitting here watching Greg Norman attempt to win one for us old guys who still think we can get things done. For those of you - most, I'd guess - who don't know or care what's happening, Greg Norman is 53 years old, and today takes a four shot lead into the final round of the Open Championship. Here in the U.S. we know it as the British Open, but we golf freaks prefer the official title, and in our heads, say it with a bit of an affected accent.
I have issues today. I took ribbing for it all night long last night at the monthly "game night" party next door to Sweet Lady's at the home of the folks who share the duplex. They're great people and the event has become something to which I look forward each month, meaning I try to be here for this particular weekend.
It all started Friday afternoon when Sweet Lady had a bunch of running around to do to accommodate a much anticipated "girls afternoon" as part of the celebration of her nieces sweet sixteenth birthday party. To make a long story a little shorter, this was the timetable:
She got out of school at three o'clock but couldn't pick up her little one right away because the babysitter had taken SL's daughter and her own son to some event that precluded them getting home till four. Meanwhile, birthday girl and her friend weren't expected home till four either. So, SL came home to find me half asleep on the couch recovering from my work day and the drive the afternoon and evening before. She changed her clothes and got ready to go back to pick up Little Bit. I told her I'd be happy to bring the two older girls, once they got home, to wherever SL decided to take them to have "the event" - which was that all the females involved, from the six-year-old to SL herself, were going to get pedicures before going out for dinner and a movie. Meanwhile, the first part of the celebration had to be done by 5:30 so that Little bit's dad could pick her up for the weekend.
Got the call about twenty minutes later and took the two teenagers to a nail salon not a half-mile from here. Upon our arrival, SL and Little Bit were already mid treatment. In fact, Little Bit - who opted for having both her finger and toenails painted as opposed to the pedicure - was already having fun showing them off and being overly careful not to smudge them before they dried. I walked over to give Sweet Lady a kiss before leaving, as she sat back relaxing in the vibrating lounge and soaking her feet in the mini-whirlpool.
That's when it started.
I was the only guy in the place - of course - and one of the women doing the work started in on me. "You get pedicure?" -she asked in her heavy accent.
"Uh, no. No one gets near my feet. My feet are gross."
Wrong thing to say. Now Sweet Lady, her niece and two of the Asian employees started in on me. That same one who'd asked me the question, knowing damn well I had no intention of letting someone else touch my gross thick toenails. "Let me see feet." She said it in almost a scolding tone. Fine, I thought. I'll let you see my feet then you'll throw me out of the place - which is what I wanted anyway.
I slipped off a shoe and sock.
"You NEED pedicure Baaaad."
She grabbed me and lead me over to another chair and forced me to sit down. Sweet Lady and the teenagers - as well as three other women getting things done are all looking at me and laughing their collective butts off.
I was trapped.
A half hour later, I was sold. My feet - for decades, a true embarrassment to me to the point I'd never even considered owning a pair of sandals - looked... normal! That woman dug and scraped and trimmed and gouged and filed my nails (with a belt sander, I think.) She trimmed cuticles, used some hunk of stone - pumice? - on the soles of my feet, then she massaged my legs - now with sweet lady sitting at my feet, looking up at me lovingly, smiling and laughing - while I sat back and enjoyed the fancy-assed massage chair that completely rolled the tension out of me.
It was great. And I'll tell you this, I will have it done again. There. I've said it.
Meanwhile, the guys at the party last night, including Sweet Lady's brother, who also had a birthday this weekend, were merciless. I didn't care. I even absorbed the Brokeback Mountain jokes with nary a twitch!
I can show my feet in public!
So, when I started this post Greg Norman was up by four. Now he's down by one.
Even if he loses, he's still got new wife Chris Everett at home - and I'll bet he can afford $23.00 (plus tip) for a pedicure any time he needs one.
Be good to everyone.
"We're here because we care about you. Just sit right there. Coffee?"
As I pulled up my driveway this afternoon after work, seven deer feasted on an apple tree about two-thirds of the way up the drive on my left. God they were beautiful. I'd seen deer under that tree this time last year, but never more than two at a time. If you read this blog with any regularity, you know seeing deer in my yard isn't unusual, but usually it's behind the house at the base of the hill where I feed them in the winter, and where, even this time of year, they show up every day or two to enjoy a salt-block I leave out there for their use.
It was fun seeing so many of them enjoying the afternoon and chowing down on all those immature apples. They were so relaxed as I drove past that not one of them moved till I'd pulled all the way into the garage and hit the garage door opener for the second time to close it. For some reason, mine makes a lot more noise coming down than going up - it sort of lurches coming down - and the clunky metal against metal sound that begins the process startled them big time. In my rear-view mirror I saw all three does and their four fawns zip past, heading for the safety of the hill and the woods beyond just before I climbed out of the Jeep. -Sort of wish I'd just left the damn door open till they were done with their meal, but it didn't dawn on me to do so until afterward when it was too late.
Leaving for Iowa later in the week and our own eminently fabulous AuntConi will be taking care of Roadie for me while I'm gone this time. She may be camping out here for a few days and bring her grandkids out for a night or two. I'm grateful for her offer, but I've told her that if she has any more of her damn parties, she's to be considerate of the neighbors and, as such, any live bands she hires will have to call it quits by midnight. Last time I had to hire a a dozen local kids to pick up all her beer cans and stand up some of the trees she and her friends took to pushing over when they got really looped. (If it happens again, I'm thinking we all ought to have an intervention. I'll tmail those of you I ask to take part, if it comes to that.)
Okay, so I'm lying about that last bit. Jeez.
I'm driving a car out to Des Moines I found for Sweet Lady's Mom that hopefully ends up being a good deal for her. I've been worried sick it'll get me out there fine, but then break down the minute we give her the keys and title. "Gee, sorry the car you bought - sight unseen, on my recommendation - is a lemon." -Scary thought. It's a pretty little thing anyway - unless I crack it up along I-80. Great. Now I've put that thought into my head.
Maybe I'd better quit with this post before I can't sleep tonight! (sucks thumb and cowers in corner...)
Enjoy your week folks. Probably won't post again till I'm out there sitting at Sweet Lady's kitchen table shooing her cat Shadow away from my laptop.
Long week. I don't usually work Saturdays, but I was hoping to work a few hours this morning, but it's pouring outside. It's early yet though. Maybe it'll stop.
Right now I'm watching a film on HBO I've seen before. It's called "Friends of God; A Road Trip" by Alexandra Pelosi; a truly incredible film, that to me, is scarier than any Horror movie I've ever watched.
As I type this, Christian Pro Wrestlers (I'm not kidding) pummel "evil" wrestlers so their victory speeches - in properly affected Pro-Wrestler voices - can include alter calls and the like. They claim that about ten percent of the kids who come to the show answer the alter call.
Now four and five year-olds are being taught the evils of believing in evolution; it's not only wrong headed but stupid. These poor little kids sit there engrossed, wide eyed, as the theory of evolution is reduced to simplistic silliness. "Do you see the word Dinosaur in the Bible?" "NO!" - respond the kids enthusiastically... Now there's a song about how dinosaurs are a fraud to which the kids sing and clap along.
There's a sign in the classroom with the familiar slogan "God said it. I believe it. That settles it." This idiotic bromide is widely loved by people who need to defend their right not to think. -Now a twelve or thirteen year-old kid with long hair and a pierced tongue claims that when he grows up he wants to win a Nobel prize working at the "Institute for Creation Sciences" proving that Creation is "the real thing." I wonder, has that esteemed institution proved even a single thing so far? -Bet they're well-funded though.
Now, a lame Christian comedian claims his career has been stunted - simply because "Hollywood doesn't let us on their TV shows." Everyone is out to get Christians, he says, over and over. The fact he's not funny? Guess it's irrelevant.
A smiling woman with extremely tired looking eyes - something that's completely understandable - talks about how she'd planned a career in the law and politics, but now, just eighteen years later, she's busy raising ten kids, all of whom she home schools. "It's amazing how your life can change when the Lord gets a a hold of your heart." She's definitely sincere, but for some reason I can't put my finger on, listening to her made me want to cry for her - and her kids.
Now there's a visit to "The Holy Land Experience," a theme park for born-again folks, where the proprietor claims, "We put flesh on Biblical ideas." And so they do. There's Jesus in traditional garb holding a microphone as he wanders among the gathered families and smiling benevolently as he instructs kids to honor their parents. Jesus, of course; played by a mid-twenties actor; is white, as are all the Holy Land Dolls and action figures. The Biblical mini-golf course is something else, with the ninth hole - the tomb with the stone rolled away - serving as it's centerpiece.
A fellow named Reverent Scarborough who operates "Patriot Preachers" and mobilizes "Values Voters," laments television's evolution over the past forty years, "from "Ozzie and Harriot" to "The Ozbornes", he wails; his arms punctuating his words, "from "My Three Sons" to "Will and Grace"; from "True Grit", to "Brokeback Mountain"." -You know the drill. Same sex marriage and homosexuality are patently evil and in fact, homosexuals (ostensibly, I'll assume, an enormous but nevertheless secretly and highly organized and sophisticated group,) are deliberately and calculatingly planning to overthrow the nation and convert all our children to homosexuality. -It's one of the main themes these folks love to latch onto to cultivate the "us against them" mentality so crucial to their mindset.
Ms. Pelosi's guide through the film was Reverend Ted Haggard. It was after the film was done and in the can that he was outed. She added a little tag stating as much, but didn't make a big deal about it. To me, that was the exactly right way to handle it. After all, it's the stuff he claims is "the truth" that's scary; the fact he's human doesn't bother me in the least. Sure it would have been better for him and his family if he didn't have to lie to himself and everyone else about his sexual nature all his life, but it's the least of my worries about him and his powerful confederates.
Enough. We must watch our blood pressure, mustn't we?
Be good to everyone.
Seems like they used them a lot on old 60's TV shows..
Over the past week or so, I've noticed that the vitriol against Barrack Obama from people who don't even pretend to have looked into the facts, but instead have started cherry picking statements out of context, has been stepped up three or four notches. On my home blog site, I've read six different posts that have simply appalled me. Each has been centered around either a single sentence or two, or, like one I read last night that listed dozens of "lies" Barrack Obama has told, complete with "proofs." I checked out a few of them, but once I realized that even the "proofs" weren't anything close to proof, (nor did they purport to be) I gave up.
Sometimes I think the real race this year is between people who hope, and people who hate. It's a simplistic parsing, but it really does feel like that much of the time.
I found it amusing that one of the complaints was that Barrack has suggested that it's a good idea for as many American kids as possible learn Spanish. This infuriated one blogger in particular, since, I'll assume, this might cut into our perceived Euro-centric identity - our "American Culture" she called it - so important to those who fear change as though it were a big hairy spider hanging over one's bed at night. This, of course, in spite of the fact that in the same clip referenced in the post, Obama also said he feels it's important that folks who emigrate into the U.S. learn English.
I find this laughable, especially in light of the fact that in almost all European countries, English is taught as a second language for the very same reasons Obama suggested that learning Spanish would be advantageous for our kids, which is, of course, that whether anyone likes it or not, millions upon millions of people world-wide speak the language. I mean really, even George Bush has made the same suggestion. It simply makes sense.
The underlying problem though, I think, is that so very many people who dislike Obama primarily because of the color of his skin can't allow themselves to publicly make that admission, so the nitpicking is about the only option available to them. Their denials about this, I'm sure, would be fun to listen to, complete with indignant shock. However, I have a feeling that 1960's era lie detector machine operators I remember from so many television shows, (with the obligatory cigarettes hanging out their mouths, sleeves rolled up,) would be giggling with cynical glee as they watched big erratic swoops find their ways onto those old continuous rolls of paper after the lied, "NO!" -They'd say it too quickly after being asked the question; another dead giveaway.
"Is your objection to Barrack Obama being president centered around the fact that he's a black man?"
"Well, the way I got it figured, you're up, you're down, you sin, you're saved. You do the best you can, and you leave the rest to the Lord."
"You really do believe in the Lord, don't you?"
"Damn right I do. It does a man good to get down on his knees once in a while. That's why people come to a place like this, because they're scared, or sick - or because they got no money, or too much money. Or before a war, or after a war. Praying's the cheapest first-rate medicine I know."
..............
I'd forgotten these lines from Elmer Gantry - toward the end of the film.
There's a beautiful woman sleeping in the other room. I don't think she's even snoring, or if she is I can't hear it through the door. Maybe I'll make her breakfast in bed this morning before she heads back home in a few hours.
It's been a very busy two weeks and I'm sad to see them end. -Tired though. Getting to be a bit much to do the back and forth all the time. Hoped things would get to the point where it might be possible for them to come here to live by now, but that doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, if at all. Guess it's time to suck it up and either lease this place to some lucky soul or sell it outright. Either prospect makes me a little sad. I'd made the decision to do so a few months ago, but decided to wait to see what happened on the off chance things could get worked out.
Never thought I could come to love a house the way I love this one. It's not a fancy place by any stretch of the imagination, nor is it overtly large, but I love the layout, and certainly cooking in the kitchen here is a real treat. -Love the front porch and back deck and the way the hills surround the place making the semi-rural setting feel even more private than it really is. Holy schmackers. -Sounds like I'm writing a real estate ad doesn't it? Maybe I'm getting ready to.
I'm fifty-one years old. I've come to terms with my own age of late, but damn, my baby brother turns 40 today. That's just wrong. He's still a kid with his whole life in front of him. He's in high school impressing the hell out of the music department faculty. He's in college at Oberlin writing short stories and telling me about his experience listening to Margaret Atwood talk about her writing. Just after college, he's getting ready to go to England and Europe to bum around for six months. He's home now and writing his song "Circuitry" that seems to reference the trip.
No. These days he's a Dad with two kids and a wife and a house and a job, who still makes time to write his music and perform some. His is the best of us in my family, and he's always been someone of whom I'm especially proud; not because he's any brighter or more talented than the rest of us, but because he's always made such efficient use of his brains and abilities while staying focused on what's most important. He has - for lack of a better term - his priorities straight.
Happy Birthday Matt.
Now... French Toast for Sweet Lady? What do you think? Hmmm. I'll figure out something.
Be good to everyone.
By the way, my apologies for not replying to comments the past week or two. Just been busy as all get out. Please forgive me.