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And you were there... And you...
08.28.08 (9:39 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Cloudy here this morning. Hope it clears up by noon since I'm playing in a golf outing today; God forbid I should have to dodge raindrops while playing hooky from work.

For me, the last two days have been killers physically, with four jobs that caused me to crab-walk in a catcher's couch for quite a few hours. Anyone want to massage my knees? Sometimes I think I'm too old for this stuff. If I were a policeman, they'd have pushed me into a desk job by now. Maybe I'd have become a Sargent with the duty of running the daily roll-call meeting for the young whippersnappers before they head out to their patrol cars. "Be careful out there", I'd say, as they exited; me leaning on the chalkboard behind me, carefully emulating the way that guy from Hill Street Blues showed concern for his charges. I could do that...

One of the officers would linger a minute to get in a private word with me before he joined his partner. "Hey Sarge," he'd half whisper, hoping none of the others would overhear him, "thanks for the advice yesterday. I think my wife appreciated the flowers." I'd just nod and smile benevolently then gently slap him on the back and give him a gentle shove out the door. Of course my advice was sound. That's my role in this drama...

Afterward, I'd sit at my desk pushing papers for a while, and make noises about how much better it had been back when I too was roaming the streets, singlehandedly - I could never keep a partner - roughing up punks just enough to let them know I meant business, but never really hurting anyone. Even then my simple words of wisdom turned quite a few of them around - even that rotten kid Genelli - man he was always in trouble - who now, years later, is the second-term mayor of my fictional town, and keeps offering me the chief's job - which I turn down time after time.

"I'm just a simple cop, sir. I don't have any desire to run this freakshow."

"Don't call me sir. We've known each other for too long for that kind of crap." And he'd slug me on the shoulder affectionately - there's a lot of affectionate slugging in this town - as he turns away to deal with the imminent bus driver's strike...

Tonight, I'd go home to my little track-side apartment, open a can of soup and watch a little TV before falling asleep to the rumble of the train going by...

Cue theme music.


Be good to everyone
 
Close? Maybe.
08.25.08 (8:52 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

So here we are on the eve of the Democratic convention, and the polls seem to show the race between Obama and McCain - at this point anyway - is so close that three old ladies in Pittsburgh, or Orlando, or Detroit, deciding between whether to bother going to the polls or staying home to watch Regis, could be the difference. -Meaning the weather on election day could end up being more of a deciding factor than usual.

Some folks seem surprised it's so close. I'm not. We're a country split right down the middle, with the last couple of presidential races decided by a thin hair, and, face it, some of us think even that hair was artificially curved by forces with diabolically designed electronic curlers. Regardless, they've been so close that we haven't known what was what until the wee hours of the night - or, a day, week or month after the fact.

Now, we're not supposed to mention Obama's skin color, but surely we've all noticed that he's almost as dark as George Hamilton, and believe it or not, even here in Michigan, I've been told by more than a few people that there's just no way they'd ever vote for a n.....

Yeah. Today. Here. Ask yourself this: Out of a hundred people you know, what percentage of them hold racial views - usually fairly private views - that make you cringe when they decide to "open up" to you for some reason?

I've written about this before, but now that we've crested the hills of the primaries, and the conventions on tap starting today, and with the election in easy sight there on the not-so-distant horizon, tell me this, are there many of us who don't think those private prejudices won't come to roost when these millions of people I'm talking about find themselves in the sacrosanct isolation of the voting booth?

We all know that Hillary's frantic, if too-little-too-late, comeback in the last few primaries was fueled by this very phenomenon - and please, I'm not disparaging Hillary in the least by pointing this out. My point is, we're familiar with and associate this sort of thing with certain states in the South and in especially blue collar areas of even traditionally Democratic states. No surprise expected there. What I'm worried about is that when push comes to shove, that any polls that show the race being close may be found to be wholly inaccurate once the five or ten percent of voters who may be loath to be seen as "racist" out in the world, but that know in their hearts that they fear the idea of a black man in the White house, decide that four more years of the known, is preferable to taking this giant leap into the abyss of letting go of their irrational fears.

If the the polls show the usual neck and neck status going into election day, I predict a five-percent win for McCain.

Please, let me be wrong.


Be good to everyone.
 
They probably still have Pizza money this week...
08.23.08 (8:36 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls.

Wednesday evening, while in Iowa, I drove up to Ames to look at a used laptop I'd found on Craig's List. Ames is the home of Iowa State University, and the gal selling the computer, Kari, is a grad student there. She and her husband live in a little apartment right in the middle of the little campus town; a mini-Ann Arbor, to my eyes. I'd followed the good directions Josh, Kari's husband, had given me when I'd called as I pulled into town. We haggled a little, met in the middle, and I bought the computer with little fanfare.

As I left their apartment - which, by the way houses, along with them, two of the largest cats I'd ever seen; just huge, with paws almost like those of a bobcat - instead of turning around and going back the way I'd come, I drove through a little of the neighborhood surrounding the commercial district. The early evening was about as nice as you could ask for and students by the score sat out on the stoops and lawns in front of their apartments, talking and studying. They all looked so very young to me, too young to be out on their own, though, of course, that says more about me than them.

I noticed that just about all the books I saw cracked; thick tomes all, were open to the first few pages, signifying, if nothing else did, that the school year had just begun. I'll bet it's the same all over the country. Too early for many to have fallen behind, or to have started questioning their class selections, or even to have gone through the spending money their parents hope will last the semester, but that inevitably seems to disappear faster than anticipated. I'd never been there before, and may never be in that city again, for all I know, but it gave me a warm feeling inside; one of those, "all is well" feelings, and driving back toward the interstate, passing their "Jack Truce" football stadium, I was glad I'd had reason to visit, even if it was for no more than a half-hour.

Got back to Grand Rapids last night. I'd debated mowing before I left last Friday, but it had been so dry, it wasn't really justifiable. Glad I waited, as it doesn't look any different now. We need some rain here.

Gonna play golf tomorrow and this coming Thursday afternoon and I won't head back to Iowa till next Sunday or Monday. Sweet Lady is taking her kids to the same Christian Rock Festival they've attended each Labor Day for the last few years; the same one at which she was rear-ended last year while waiting to turn left into the event, screwing up her neck and back, and totaling her car. Her injuries weren't life-threatening, but they've left her dealing with pain now every single day, and she'll probably have to do so for the rest of her life. Sucks. Hope it's just a good time this year.

 
Biden? Good choice.


Be good to everyone.

 
The smile of deceit... My least favorite thing.
08.18.08 (8:50 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Here in Des Moines on a Monday morning at 7:00, it's cool and partly cloudy as I sit on the front porch writing. Hopefully, it'll be a busy day at work once I get rolling in another hour or so. Sweet Lady left with Little Bit about forty-five minutes ago and I walked up to the gas station to grab some coffee and a donut just so I could be lazy for an hour. Planned on writing this post right away when I got back here, but found myself spending the last twenty minutes perusing tBlog and surfing a little. Fun.

If there's a downside to being here, it's that I tend to forget that the world goes on outside this house. There's always so much going on here that I even forget to watch the Sunday morning news shows - shows I'd never dream of missing when I'm home - that tend to make me feel like I've at least caught up a little if the week has kept me from reading much. Hell, I didn't even find out about this John Edwards story till three or four days after it broke, and there was another couple of days of just catching snippets till I had even the slightest grasp on the fact that it seems Mr. Edwards acted, not only badly but, about as stupidly as anyone I can imagine. The cruelty of using his wife to bolster his run at the White House in the midst of his affair is... Well, it's damn unforgivable, at least in terms of any hopes he had for a continued political life.

Conservatives often make the cynical claim that too many liberal politicians play their supporters for fools; that they're not as full of sunlight and goodwill as they make themselves out to be; a claim that, while it isn't anywhere near as universally true or widespread as they'd have us believe, is certainly bolstered by this particular episode.

Personally, I really don't care that John Edwards had the affair, but for him to think he could so act so brazenly and get away without ramifications is... dumb. Plus, the heartlessness of using his wife and her illness as a political tool while, in private, acting as though she no longer satisfied him - or whatever other justification he decided to use - is just an awful thing to do, and frankly, it leaves me feeling sick inside - especially in that I supported that asshole. Pisses me off. I don't like feeling fooled. Also, I really don't like giving the righties honest-to-God usable fodder.

I hope his son - and it does sound like the kid is his - gets Edward's looks, his money, his talent and his ability to speak well, but I hope he learns the importance of doing the right thing from someone else.


Be good to everyone.
 
"Well hun, I know it's my fault, but at least we've still got this new kid, right?"
08.10.08 (8:31 pm)   [edit]
Good evening Boys and Girls.

Got home Friday early evening from Sweet Lady's in Iowa, and friend-of-mine Bob came for the weekend soon thereafter. We stayed busy from Friday night till earlier this afternoon, when, after playing golf this morning along with good ex-roomie Dot, he and I sat for an hour or so on my front porch and wound down 'til he left to go back to Hell. (I still love saying that...)

We'd also had a big breakfast after golf at Perkins, so I didn't get hungry again till just a little while ago when I decided to see what sort of quickie snack was in the freezer. I'd forgotten I'd purchased a couple of small boxes of frozen clam strips a month or so ago and, happy to see them there, I took one box out and heated them in my fancy-assed toaster oven. As I sat down to nibble, while switching between the Olympics and the final round of the PGA championship - which was held at Oakland Hills Country Club, just five or six miles from my hometown of Royal Oak, Michigan - I was reminded of the time my son Ryan had his first clams.

Ryan's own birth was five weeks overdue, and was finally taken by C-section before, we feared, he'd come out with a full beard and osteoporosis. At the time, once a woman had one C-section, that was it; any subsequent births would also be C-sections. This has since changed in some places, but, at least at Beaumont Hospital in Royal Oak, it was still the rule then.

When Andrea came along, since we knew she too would be come to us by way of a scalpel incision, we were able to schedule her birth some months in advance. I remember the calm drive to the hospital, and thoroughly enjoying being allowed in the operating room to watch her birth, a change that had taken place in the two and a half years between my two kids' entrances into the world of humanity.

The evening before Ryan and I were to pick up Andrea and her Mom to come home, he and I decided to go out for dinner. Some of you will remember Howard Johnson's restaurants and their featured Wednesday and Friday night all-you-can-eat Fish and/or Clam meals. It was a favorite place for Ryan because of one of the kid's meals they offered, though I don't remember which one it was that he'd ask for. That night though, he decided he wanted the all-you-can-eat Clams; a surprise to me, but that night I was in one of those "whatever you want!" moods, and he ordered proudly. Even at two and a half, the kid spoke very well and was a blast to take out in public.

Well, he loved the clams and ate way more of them - along with tons of tartar sauce - than any responsible father should have allowed him to eat; and later, when he got extremely ill and upchucked the whole meal (and I saw that he'd barely chewed the things at all), I felt really stupid and lucky that he hadn't choked to death. Imagine explaining that to your wife.

Interestingly, Ryan never liked clams much after that; at least as a kid. Imagine that. I've never asked him if he's regained the taste for them now that he's grown. I'll have to do that sometime.

Meanwhile, these frozen things I ate a little earlier were just not very tasty. -Kind of blah.

I did chew them well though.


Be good to everyone.
 
Open mouth, insert entire leg.
08.04.08 (7:59 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Last week, I struck up a conversation with one of my favorite people at one of my favorite places to work. Don't remember how we got around to it, but we ended up talking about Daimler-Chrysler ending its leasing program at the end of the month after having gotten stung so badly by the current downturn in SUV and truck sales. (Residual values for those sorts of vehicles is (are?) plummeting.) I mentioned I was a little worried for a couple of my accounts whom I know have counted on the practice to remain profitable the last few years, though - and I'll just say this once - economically, leasing is a lousy way to obtain a car for individuals, (in my humble opinion.) On the other hand, I'm not a proponent in buying new cars in any manner - unless you like giving away money or are going through a mid-life crisis and have convinced yourself that the hot blond secretary you're cheating on your wife with, and for whom you're considering leaving your wife for, just won't be as impressed with a USED corvette. I'd say that makes you an idiot anyway, and you absolutely deserve to get shafted, so go for it, comb-over boy.

Sorry. Got off track.

Eventually, Bob asked me which Chrysler stores I do work for and I told him. He asked about another and I said I did a little work for them every now and again, but that I really didn't get along with the the manager - I'll call him Steve. "He's never really rude to me," I said, "but he's always preoccupied and I feel like I'm a pain in the neck, so I just stop by when they call. I've never made them part of my regular route."

Another fella, Bob's boss, had walked up at this point and asked Bob which store I was talking about. "You know Steve's last name?" He asked me, kind of chuckling. I didn't.

Well, the upshot was that Steve is bob's younger brother, and he'd asked me about the place thinking he could put in a good worked for me if i wanted. I felt like an ass.

Bob continued, "You know, he IS preoccupioed a lot of the time and has been for the last couple of years. His wife's dying of brain cancer and he has to leave work two or three times a day to go be with her, carry her to the john, -that sort of stuff. My Mom goes over there every day."

I apologized profusely and wanted to crawl into a cave and never come out. Bob shrugged it off. "Don't worry about it. You didn't know. How could you?"

True, but damn, I'm frigging old enough to know better than to open my mouth about someone I'm not real fond of for whatever reason. And who the hell am I to even judge someone else? For God's sake, of COURSE the poor guy seems a little distant.

I can be a real ass sometimes.

I've got to learn from this.


Be good to everyone.
 
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