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But Daddy, what if they escape?
11.28.08 (11:37 pm)   [edit]
Good afternoon Boys and Girls.

I worked a little today, but I didn't make out any invoices, so when I sat here to write, what with Thanksgiving Day being yesterday, I had to think about the date; my way of keeping track of my posts. I found myself using the elementary school rhyme... "Thirty days has September, April, June and November..." Oh yeah. Duh.

This morning at 4:00 a.m. I was already awake for some reason. I'd just switched loads in the laundry and was thinking about going back to bed when SweetLady appeared and told me it was time to go. Huh? I'd forgotten that too. We; she, her niece and yours truly; had made the plans days ago. Black Friday.

We left the house by 4:30 after making a quick pot of coffee. We arrived at the local Walmart by 4:35.

I don't know how they do it at other places, but at this particular Walmart, open 24-7 anyway, people streamed in waves, lemmings on parade, leaving the parking lot jammed already, fully 25 minutes prior to the special deals, piled in pallet loads all around the store, officially being made available for purchase. It was amazing. Long lines surrounded just about every display as the customers awaited the P.A. announcement giving the go ahead to attack and pillage. There was some tension, but no one was breaking the rules. There was some order to it, as though these hundreds or thousands of people were veterans of this war, and indeed, I asked three individuals about shirts they wore celebrating the occasion.

"Miller Sisters Shopping Club" was embroidered on one denim shirt and it prompted me to ask the lady who wore it what it signified. Turns out the four sisters, all Millers prior to marriage, have shopped together on Black Friday for a dozen years. She could tell me some real stories, she assured me. Alas, I was busy evading the throng and begged off. "Shop till you MAX OUT!" -The extremely over-sized letters (on an extremely over-sized red t-shirt worn by an extremely over-sized woman) screamed out. I had no doubt the wearer would do just that. The last one, a simple black t worn by a guy about my age, expressed sentiments with which I could easily identify; "Do we really need that?"

The announcement came. It wasn't very loud and no one really moved, but instead grew pensive. "What was that? Did he say...?" Pointers tracking a bird in the woods. Then just five seconds later, another announcement. The same words but much louder.

It happened at the very instant the people frenzy began in front of me. I realized what had occurred; what was occurring. All those piles were cages containing chum buckets. The second the cage doors were opened, another transformation. Now it was sharks, and sharks doing what they do when food is afoot, and for the same reason. What if this is it? What if this is the very last available nutrition fo a long, long time?

The deals were incredible. SweetLady and her neice bought three winter coats for eight bucks each. Don't know how good they are, and the thought that just six weeks ago, off in some far away land, some child not much older than SL's youngest likely spent time putting in the zippers, is not all that far fetched, but hey, we were at Walmart, after all. It's a little late for that sort of thinking. Besides, did I mention that she bought three winter coats for eight bucks each?

We were done by eight-thirty after hitting three stores including a music store that didn't even open 'til eight. No one got trampled to death at any of the stores we went to, or at least no one did to my knowledge, and it was fun. I love people-watching and today, for me, was like being at the people zoo.

Lemmings and Pointers and Sharks, oh my!


Be good to everyone.
 
Wow... Well I'll be.... Purple? Really?
11.25.08 (8:05 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Sweet Lady nailed it just last night.

Her brother and I have created a couple of new rooms in the basement of this house and frankly, we did it on the cheap. No drywall; over the stud walls, we just used cheap-o quarter-inch OSB, a product meant to be used as an underlayment for floor leveling - not as a wall surface. Then we used bi-fold doors gleaned from the local Habitat for Humanity store, that, though new, were certainly meant to be used for closets, and not as the main pass-through entries into rooms. We didn't care. We insulated the walls for sound, put in a half dozen outlets; a couple of new lights; and called it done. It took us portions of three weekends to knock the job out and get the rooms ready for paint, at which point SweetLady and I raided the "mistake" colors at Home Depot. -Five bucks a gallon. Cha-ching. We ended up finding a satin finish dark purple, that despite my objections, SL thought was more than acceptable. Worse, I could tell as I applied the stuff that the purple was ending up glossy, thus magnifying the uneven surface of the wood walls. Oy. Then I chose a flat dark brown for the lower "fake waistcoating" color. Think about that color combination, will you? Hideous? -Uh huh.

And yet...

Damn. Once we put up the fake-wood walnut-colored moldings and moved in the furniture, I must say, it looks pretty cool.

"It looks like a coffee shop." -So says my eighties-chick (and Gen-X wanna-be).

And ya know? -she's right. It looks exactly like any one of a zillion independent coffee shops I've walked into over the years, where, in so many cases, the goal seemed to be emulating that early Starbucks feel.

I KNEW this was going to look awful and shook my head in amused dismay a dozen times as I worked. She kept assuring me it would look just fine.

Must say, I am shocked. Looks great.

Don't ya hate it when they're right?


(I'd tell you what we used as the ceiling, but I'd be too embarrassed.)

Be good to everyone.
 
Getting ready for turkey...
11.21.08 (9:23 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls,

I've been backing up my posts the last couple of days. I do it every year or so, but I have a funny feeling it's more important this time. Oh well. So it goes.

Off to Iowa again tomorrow or Sunday for the holiday. Should be a nice time. Thankful SweetLady passed her test, but to be honest, I wasn't surprised in the least. She could be a doctor if she decided that was something she wanted to do. She absorbs information efficiently and, unlike me, can call on it anytime she needs it.

My head is full of stuff too, but not only is much of it useless, but recalling it when I need it becomes more difficult every day. Sometimes someone will ask me a question about something I KNOW I know about, but I'll sit there, a deer in the headlights, unable to retrieve the information. Then, ten minutes, hours, or even days later, when I'm concentrating on something entirely unrelated; POOF! -there it is. Not only whatever factoid I'd been trying to dig out of my stubborn brain, but all the surrounding peripheral minutia too. I tell you, it's maddening.

I'm managing to stay just busy enough to justify leaving home each day, but my business is definitely off. I'm in the fortunate position of being able to take on more accounts to make up for the fact that none of my individual accounts are spending much money these days, and trust me, no one knows more than I do that what I do for them is not an absolute necessity.

This "expansion" strategy has at least two downsides. One is that I'm more tired at the end of the day because I travel more. The other, the one that really concerns me, is that when things turn around - even a little, I'm definitely going to piss off whatever accounts I have to shed because there aren't enough hours in the day to handle them. Hope I don't burn bridges. I know people in similar lines of work who go pick up an account anytime they have a slow day, and then can't show up again for months when things are normal. It's a good way to be dismissed as being flaky, and I can't abide that.

Instead of taking on too many places, I'm going to diversify a little and set up a little shop at home here to manufacture a product I made for a few years in Florida. Of course, it too is anything but a necessity, but who knows, maybe there will be enough folks out there with a few bucks tucked under their mattresses to justify the effort. Time will tell.

Today my sister turns fifty. Happy Birthday Maggie.

By the way, you can always reach me at surrogate@rocketmail.com. Make a note of it, would you?


Be good to everyone.


 
Lost Highways... Well, not lost exactly...
11.17.08 (6:20 pm)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls.

A whirlwind weekend followed by two-thirds of a workday today - and a nap the minute I hit my door this afternoon - has left me a little overtired and befuddled.

I left SweetLady's Saturday afternoon, twelve hours earlier than I'd originally planned, out of fear of becoming sleepy along the way yesterday. I wanted to see my brother Matt and his band "Discipline" at the Magic Bag in the Detroit suburb of Ferndale, Michigan last night. Detroit is another three hours east of here, meaning the trip from Des Moines to Detroit is at least twelve hours - or it is the way I drive.

My original plan had been to leave very early in the morning Sunday and drive to Hell, Michigan where I'd pick up my friend Bob who'd accompany me to the show. We'd drive back to his place afterward where I'd spend the night, returning to Grand Rapids this morning. Then just last Thursday, I found out my son Ryan had been asked to do a solo set prior to Matt's and the band's performance. Upon learning this tidbit I decided to leave Saturday afternoon.

I'd wanted to stay with my beautiful woman Saturday night, especially since she'd planned on hosting a special "party" (uh, ask her) that evening. However, since she had her big test scheduled for Monday (today), she eventually thought better of it and decided to reschedule her all-gal (except for me) get-together for another time. -Smart, as far as I was concerned, plus it allowed me to take off without feeling as though I'd left her hanging quite as much.

So... Left Des Moines at four Saturday afternoon. Got to the Michigan border about midnight and crashed in a rest area 'til about five-thirty a.m. Got back to my house at eight a.m.; napped with Roadie till about eleven; showered, and drove to Hell. Bob was ready to go and off we drove toward Metro-Detroit through the first nasty snow-storm of the year. We ate at one of my favorite Middle Eastern restaurants a few miles from our destination and arrived at the Magic Bag a half-hour early.

Great show. Fans came from as far away as Baltimore and Minnesota. I'm blessed with extremely talented relatives.

Got back to Grand Rapids by ten this morning and worked 'til about three.

SweetLady took her test this morning. I've got my fingers crossed. If preparation is worth anything, she certainly deserves to have passed; she worked her butt off. She'll find out in a few days. Either way, I'm proud of her. I love that lady.


Be good to everyone.

For anyone interested, here's a nice pic of SweetLady and me at my place last weekend.

Can you believe she puts up with me?

 
To each his own... or her own.
11.07.08 (7:51 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

I woke up to a gurgling coffee pot, signaling that my brew was ready and I might pour my first cup at my leisure. I like that. I'm still using the quart of half 'n half AuntConi brought with her when she came to dinner with her grand-kids this past Saturday. All I can figure is that she must not have had more than a single cup of coffee that evening, because the carton is still at least a quarter full.

It was a nice evening. SweetLady was here for the weekend, and Dot and Terry Came too.

I love AuntConi. We try to get together for lunch or dinner once a week or so, and sometimes, when I'm in Des Moines with SweetLady, she comes out to feed and spend time with Roadie. AC is wonderful company. In fact, some of you might remember that we even traveled together last February to Florida. But... but...

Let me describe fixing AuntConi's coffee...

I suggest a few deep breathing exercises to begin, maybe some stretching...

First, get a good-sized mug and pour approximately three drops of fresh hot coffee into the bottom of the cup. If you can't see the color of the mug through whatever coffee you've poured, it's too much coffee. Adjust.

Then, get out your sugar - not your sugar bowl, mind you, but rather the container in which you store your bulk sugar. Mine is simply a large plastic bowl with a tight fitting lid. Now, using a one-cup measure, scoop in a heap. If you can still see the coffee through the sugar, it's not quite enough sweetener. Adjust.

Now, simply fill the rest of the mug with half 'n half and stir - I tend to use an immersion blender on medium - until the muck turns to the consistency of pancake batter. If the color of the resulting mixture is more than a half-shade darker than snow white?

-Adjust.

A couple of years ago, I switched to fat-free half 'n half, but AuntConi prefers the real stuff and brings that when she visits. I like it better too, so, if there's a few drops left after she leaves, I'll use the rest of the container as a treat. This time, as I said, there was at least a pint left after dinner Saturday, so I'll probably be using it till I head back out to Iowa Sunday. Unfortunately, there probably wont be enough left for her to have even a single mug of her pudding-like sludge if she decides to make coffee here while I'm gone.

I'll have to remind her to bring another cow's worth when she comes out to feed Roadie next week.

-Thanks for dinner last night, AC.


Be good to everyone.



 
Four years later, I'm feeling quite differently...
11.05.08 (8:50 am)   [edit]
Good morning Boys and Girls.

Last night, for most of the evening as I watched the amazing returns, I was on the phone with SweetLady. We spend a lot of time on the phone when we're not together and there are times we don't say much. We just enjoy the contact. Last night though, I was especially quiet, to the point where, when she said she had to hit the hay, I felt bad. I'd been so mesmerized by what I watched on the tube, that I pretty much ignored the woman for whom I care deeply for hours, even as I heard her quiet breathing in my ear. I'm sorry, Hun.

I'd never talked about the election with my son, or if we did, it was early on and I really don't remember it, but I received three text messages during the evening. The first was merely hopeful, then one right at eleven, that simply said "YES!"

This was his last, verbatim, after I'd texted him telling him telling him how proud I am of our country for showing this courage. "Absolutely. Tearing up even as I watched McCain's concession speech. Driving to where I'll watch Obama's speech."

And I prayed he wasn't texting AS he drove. Oh these kids.

Personally, I too was touched by McCain's speech last night. I'm convinced that had he acted so graciously during the campaign, the results would have been much, much closer.

I live about three hours from Chicago, and more than once, early in the evening I thought about getting in the old Jeep and popping on down to feel the flavor of the evening first hand. It was a lark, and I scolded myself back into reality fairly quickly, but seeing that growing, flowing sea of people at Grant Park throughout the evening truly gave me chills.

Throughout my day today, I'll see a few people who will be as excited as I am about this historic election. However, the truth is, that I'll see many more convinced that our country took a horrible, and very possibly irreversible turn by electing President-elect Obama. My prayer, is that over the next few years they become convinced on their own that their irrational fears and prejudices were ill-founded.

Time will tell.

Today though? -thanks. Today is the fourth anniversary of the first post on this blog. Thanks to those who've read and commented and to the many friends I've made because of tBlog. And again, SweetLady? -I'm sorry about last night.


Be good to everyone.
 
I won't sleep well tonight...
11.03.08 (8:31 am)   [edit]

Good morning Boys and Girls.

Tomorrow is election day.

I've listened carefully to at least a couple of dozen speeches by both major candidates and at least a half dozen by each of their running mates - actually a dozen or more by Palin - and to me the major differences between what they want for America makes the choice easy.

For the life of me, I can't understand how anyone can think that:

(a.) A health care system that frees up entrepreneurs to start new businesses without worrying about whether they can afford to provide good care for their workers is a bad thing - (I can tell you, as a businessman, this worry HAS kept me from hiring people at least a half dozen times in my career).

(b.) As Teddy Roosevelt, (-that liberal socialist Democrat? ya know, John McCain's hero), saw ninety years ago when he began the system, that once people have enough money to live on and take care of their family, that they should pay a greater percentage of the overage in taxes. Let's remember that they wouldn't have extra money if not for this country and the rest of its citizens. Watch out for people who think that everything they have, they have solely as a result of their own hard work. They either don't realize, or can't admit, that it's those who came before them who made the playing field; who made their wealth possible and gave it worth; that with regards to setting up the market system and laying the groundwork that allows us to acquire whatever wealth we've acquired, we all stand on the shoulders of history and for that? -we owe.

(c.) Anyone still convinced that our job in Iraq - redefined at least six times since it began - is one we should accept as continually critical to OUR national security, while the perpetrators of the act that began our "war on terror" roam free, is just irresponsible and an ideologue who is simply incapable of thinking clearly, and will probably never be convinced.

These are the big "radical" ideas for which Barrack Obama is castigated. These are the three main ideas that make him "scary" to people who can't think straight.

Oh yeah, and he's black.

George Carlin redux: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that."

It's going to be close.

I think it's funny how so many people are convinced our government (that means "us" or "we") could NEVER come up with an efficient and cost effective health-care system for all our citizens, but we're perfectly willing to invade another country who never attacked us and kill their citizens with impunity. My, what a good "Christian" country we are. We can't take care of our fellow man, but it's okay to wipe out hundreds of thousands without even having the decency to keep track of how many we've killed, nor are we strong enough even to see the caskets of our own soldiers who've been killed when their bodies are returned. See, evidently, that might make some of us feel guilty.

Hell, I know people who claim to be "followers of Jesus" who swallow this thinking. Sickening isn't it? The rationale is... is... well...

Vote.


Be good to everyone.

 
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